How Would You Make Love To Your Clone?

how would you seduce it?
would you buy it chocolates? flowers?
what music would you play to set the mood?
what sexual positions would please your clone?
what would you wear to drive your clone absolutely wild?
would you make out exclusively with some of the clones to make the other clones jealous?
would you videotape yourself making love to yourself and sell it on the internet to another cloned version of yourself?

what else? please, share with us all the scandalous details.

OMG, SHUT UP, n00b!

You realize that you'd have to wait like 18 years for your clone to age right? You'd be a middle-aged clone fucker.

Unless you're into fetus-fucking, which considering in intellectual impetus behind this thread I could totally understand.

the "intellectual impetus behind this thread"? where do you think you are? this is the sex talk board of a porn site -- we're a hop, skip, and a glitter graphic away from myspace. there's no need to be so pedantic. just humor me, would ya?

You've been here less than a month, and you're going to tell us how we do things?

*saved for posterity*

I'd just make my clone masturbate in front of me. That way I could claim later that I thought it was a mirror and therefore it's totally not gay.

Next time I'd make my clone blow me. I can close my eyes and pretend it's a girl. Also notably not gay.

Then next time we met, I'd make him fuck me hard in the ass with his beautiful throbbing cock. Again not gay because I'd have my eyes closed.

Then we'd cuddle. I know what you're thinking "ew. gay."
yeah, that part kinda is.

I think that I, like the sparrow on the warm summer breeze, am quite aware of my surroundings.

Do you still wish to anger me? Choose well grasshopper.

ps. irking you in your silly thread would give my doppelganger a rock-hard cloner.

Pretend?

shhhhhhhh. she's so pretty.

With a chainsaw.

I hate making love to clowns, the makeup gets on my pillow and it's a bitch to wash off, and I always step on those stupid giant shoes while we're trying to kiss. plus they taste... well, kinda 'funny'

Do i really have to ?

I wouldn't.





It would be too busy cleaning the house, walking the dog, feeding/cleaning the rabbits and hedgehogs, going to work for me, making me dinner and- hey wait a second.

Sounds rather dull, no surprises.

pc4pc?

if i had a clone id treat her like family.

i dont know about you, but i dont fuck family...

that's mean.

Silly! *My* clone is for spare parts, not for sweet, sweet lovin'

...but still a little funny

Hey we're a classy folk here on silliness

we wear bids when we eat our TV dinners, now thats class!

Who needs silverware?

I imagine it's like trying to fight your clone - you would both try the same moves at the same time, thus effectivey blocking yourself.