RudieCantFail's perfectly rational answers to completely insane questions.

My boredom is your boon! Now you'll finally have the answers to your most puzzling questions!

Oh no you didn't?

WHY????

If I hear voices and play with myself does that make me a couple an orgy or just crazy?

is evryone gonna get this ?

That's just what the CIA wants you to believe. It turns out, that I in fact, did.

Because I like to make the baby Jesus cry.

Only if you use a different body part to jack off with for each voice/personality. Otherwise, you're just plain crazy.

Only if you don't wear them jimmy-hats, like I told you.

Is there any such thing as a stupid question?

Is this question insane enough?

Yes. Examples include, "Is it <hot/cold/wet/etc.> for ya?", "How about them <insert name of sports team>?", and "Does this look infected to you?"

How would you react if Mildots came running down the street naked failing around a semen soaked tube sock screaming about the Aliens reading his mind and stealing his newest World of Warcraft expansion?

Not nearly. You should add in some allusions to world domination, some maniacal laughs, and perhaps a few monkeys. Nothing says insane like monkeys.

Bananas?

I'd be glad the brain washing worked, so that suspicion was thrown off of me.


But perhaps I've said too much.

Who did AlienSheep used to be?

Yes, your questions should be bananas.

What is a good source for monkeys saying insane?

A grizzled 1850s prospector.

Curious George is, of course, the definitive work. However the works of Dickens and Shakespeare can also be used as reference material for simian mental disorders.

You know I just though of the most insane question of all!

Why can't Rudie Fail?

A friend on Facebook said her bra was taupe. C'mon, is that a real color?

Rudie come from Jamaica; Rudie can't fail.

Only women usually recognize such subtle variations in color. To most men, this 'taupe' of which you speak falls within what we know as 'gray'.

Olives.

When I next lube myself up with Vaseline and try and rob a blood bank should I wear clothes and use something more then my steel hard erect penis as a weapon?

What's your position on Nutella?

When bleeding a body dry which takes longer the Blonds or the Brunettes?