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Ivykink

Ivykink

Australia
December 2009

JAN 09, 2010 08:59 PM

Finish my sentence for me me i am to tired.

In a perfect world....

Renea

Renea

Holly Springs, NC
November 2009

JAN 09, 2010 09:07 PM

the threads you make don't die.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

JAN 09, 2010 09:07 PM

... I wouldn't be having anxiety on Saturday night about going to work on Monday morning

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

JAN 09, 2010 09:10 PM

... my books would all be best sellers.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JAN 09, 2010 09:12 PM

... there would be no hangovers.

Murder_

Murder_

Linwood, NJ
February 2008

JAN 09, 2010 09:16 PM

...all the knowledge you need for your chosen profession could be downloaded straight to your brain.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

JAN 09, 2010 10:07 PM

... my penis would dispense ice cream.

liljohn

liljohn

USA
November 2006

JAN 09, 2010 10:08 PM

RudieCantFail said:
... there would be no hangovers.




i like the way he thinks

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

JAN 09, 2010 10:09 PM

n00bs would still get hazzed

liljohn

liljohn

USA
November 2006

JAN 09, 2010 10:10 PM

every home would automatically be equipped with a dishwasher.

Marvel

Marvel

Victoria, BC
August 2006

JAN 09, 2010 10:22 PM

... my Heckler & I wouldn't be kept apart by paperwork OR distance OR money

ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

JAN 09, 2010 10:34 PM

... my more exciting projects would still pay the rent.

Also:

... countries would apply to me for the privilege of having me live there.

wingsie

wingsie

Torrance, CA
November 2009

JAN 10, 2010 12:32 AM

...there would be no such thing as migraines

Grihtz

Grihtz

San Diego, CA
May 2007

JAN 10, 2010 12:43 AM

...there would be an endless supply of the boozings

rudewordsmith

rudewordsmith

Orlando, FL
August 2008

JAN 10, 2010 01:09 AM

... "Avatar" would not be the second highest grossing film of all time.

Daughter

Daughter

Orlando, FL
December 2009

JAN 10, 2010 01:34 AM

Darke said:
... my penis would dispense ice cream.



In a perfect world, all penises would dispense ice cream.

sweetloretta

sweetloretta

Seattle, WA
June 2003

JAN 10, 2010 02:09 AM

Marvel said:
... my Heckler & I wouldn't be kept apart by paperwork OR distance OR money



THIS and i would have a job i enjoy

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

JAN 10, 2010 05:49 AM

Daughter said:

Darke said:
... my penis would dispense ice cream.



In a perfect world, all penises would dispense ice cream.



Fuck that, I was talking about MY perfect world, where I have the monopoly on ice cream dispensing penis. biggrin

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

JAN 10, 2010 07:27 AM

I would get a $400 check every week just for being so awesome.

CobraR

CobraR

Charleston, TN
August 2006

JAN 10, 2010 07:31 AM

Jeri Ryan would still be on t.v.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JAN 10, 2010 07:41 AM

Darke said:

Daughter said:

Darke said:
... my penis would dispense ice cream.



In a perfect world, all penises would dispense ice cream.



Fuck that, I was talking about MY perfect world, where I have the monopoly on ice cream dispensing penis. biggrin



I admit, I would give into this monopoly.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JAN 10, 2010 07:42 AM

...I would have all 10 fingers on my left hand, so my right would just be a fist for punching.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JAN 10, 2010 07:42 AM

phrogg said:
I would get a $400 check every week just for being so awesome.



...I would make it like $1000.

zontaragar

zontaragar

USA
November 2009

JAN 10, 2010 07:48 AM

Lil Wayne would be the president of the world.

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

JAN 10, 2010 08:11 AM

... the day would be 36 hours long, so that I could get shit done and feel productive and still have time for a full night's sleep.

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