Give the person above you a backhanded complement

This thread is way better than all those other threads you started that nobody participates in.

wow.

That unsightly goiter really brings out your eyes.

Nice glasses

WTF is this shenanigans

Pretty easy to get along with, you know, for a raging skeptic.

Not bad, and here I was thinking that you had no creativity

I really like your profile picture it really brings out how flat your head is

Yours is rather striking too, I don’t know why people say it makes you look like some kind of public masturbator.

I don't care what your pastor says. You're not a complete idiot.

You have really pretty eyes even if they do look in different directions

Your hair is good. I mean, anything that takes attention away from your face, right?

Your dressed rather well for someone who is colorblind.

Nice nipple piercings, I’ve never seen them on a straight man before.

isn't the OP just so clever?

The name of the town you live in makes you seem much cooler.

Your not as stupid as you look

that sure is a nice haircut

That sure is a swank umbrella.

I like your... Hat?

You have a great....personality.

You write well...for a jock.

I'm sure your far more interesting in person

That was really courageous the way you went inactive dude. Bravo!!

(I thought there was a little too much harmony on silliness tonight. )