Hannelore wants to be cool like everyone else ...

So, ask me shit. Cause, I'm so fucking hipster like all you others.

You changed your name?

Do you swallow?

So it would seem.

Only if you've been drinking pineapple juice everyday for your entire life.
So .. No.

hannelore better start showing some spread teh leg quick, then.

Who or what inspired your new name?

oh man... haha.

how is the sex?

Two of my grandmother's were Hannah and Eleanor, respectively. The name Hannelore has always been a favorite of mine. Also, I'm an avid reader of Jeph Jacques "Questionable Content".

You think I'm amazing. Sh.

The sex is great. Fantastic. Immaculate. Wonderous. He's a fucking Sex God.

Ha! I knew it.

"My name is Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham. I end messes."

Fucking love Hannelore. So fucking much. Plus, I figured, if I'm gonna eventually try to become a SG, I wanted to change my name. Cause I'm not really a "Donner" anymore.

Can I get gonorrhea from a public telephone?

I suppose it's possible?

So you gave up cannibalism then?

Yes, yes I did. I'm sorry to disappoint.

Meh. More for me.


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Who is your daddy and what does he do?

i am. duh.

Did you make this thread so your new name would be cemented in our memories for all eternity?

Hey, where's the beef?

Do you want us to stop talking about your name change?

Issue_ is my daddy, and she does awesome shit. My father is a sad man, paying for the mistakes he's made. And I love him nonetheless.

Yes. Yes, I did. How am I doing?

Uh...

I don't care. I think the novelty of talking about it will wear off in a couple days. Hopefully, it won't go on for much longer.

Does your soul weep for Tiger Woods?