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SEP 29, 2009 08:33 PM
SEP 29, 2009 08:41 PM
Dude... no.. keep posting, that's AWESOME!!!..
Like her, I blame the alchohol..
SEP 29, 2009 08:43 PM
SEP 30, 2009 09:22 AM
Not every thread is a hit 
Just gotta keep trying....or posting in one until people notice it. 
SEP 30, 2009 09:54 AM
SEP 30, 2009 10:53 AM
SEP 30, 2009 10:55 AM
damn, no wonder she said she didn't feel anything.
SEP 30, 2009 12:52 PM
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SEP 30, 2009 02:41 PM
Mr. Ease Anal Spray uses natural plant extracts to relax and soothe anal muscles without impeding sensuality...because if you’re going to resort to artificial means to a wider anus, you don’t want a lot of numbness getting in the way.
SEP 30, 2009 03:33 PM
how exactly do you relax a muscle without impeding sensation on said muscle?
i call bull shit. 
Tuesdae
USA
October 2007
SEP 30, 2009 04:00 PM
velvet_petal said:
Mr. Ease Anal Spray uses natural plant extracts to relax and soothe anal muscles without impeding sensuality...because if you’re going to resort to artificial means to a wider anus, you don’t want a lot of numbness getting in the way.
For some reason this just made me laugh really hard, but I think it was a nervous laugh. And I don't know why.
SEP 30, 2009 04:38 PM
Tuesdae said:
velvet_petal said:
Mr. Ease Anal Spray uses natural plant extracts to relax and soothe anal muscles without impeding sensuality...because if you’re going to resort to artificial means to a wider anus, you don’t want a lot of numbness getting in the way.
For some reason this just made me laugh really hard, but I think it was a nervous laugh. And I don't know why.
The joke's on us because it's "for men only." SEE!
Gentlemen can choose to order just one lubricating mist sprayer or may subscribe to receive Mr. Ease Anal Spray at regular intervals straight from Germany.
SEP 30, 2009 04:41 PM
Phaedrius said:
how exactly do you relax a muscle without impeding sensation on said muscle?
i call bull shit.
Try it for yourself Phaedrius. That's really the only way to be sure.
APR 11, 2010 08:50 PM
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APR 11, 2010 11:05 PM
IT'S ... *Monty Python music*
APR 11, 2010 11:20 PM
ckdexterhaven said:
IT'S ... *Monty Python music*
I say "Ni!"
APR 12, 2010 12:04 AM
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Coffeelove
Norway
March 2009
APR 12, 2010 11:54 AM
APR 12, 2010 01:32 PM
"There once was a man from Nantucket
who's cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin whilst wiping his chin
If my ear was a cunt I'd fuck it" (things i learned on my Daddy's knee).
APR 12, 2010 07:07 PM
Hahahaha, Scott Baio's facial expressions were awesome.
HeMightBeGiant
Torrington, CT
March 2005
SEP 29, 2009 03:42 AM