The Dryad and Pomfelo Show!!

Dryad and I are currently developing a television program based on our lives and loves. Now, we will be the stars of the show, but we'll always need some second bananas.

Between our brainstorming, you guys can audition for roles! Show us what you got!

Ps - it's bound to be the best show ever made. EVER.

Did you order the juggling pandas?

PANDAS? ♥

You think that's cute? They're juggling babies!!

While wearing bunny suits.

... isn't that dangerous?

No, we make sure the pandas wear helmets so they don't get hurt by the occasional falling baby.

bananas

Yeah, we're going to do the banana trick. It'd be kinda strange if we didn't after the big fruit bowl number.

i nominate to be one of these guys

Now, that's a Congo handjob. We're doing a banana show!

you will incorporate my messin' with gorrilla while dressed as a banana part, or else!

This is an open audition, not a call for notes. SECURITY!!

We also don't respond to threats.

Well, we do, but only from people hotter than you.

I want apply for the roll of archnemesis. There is an archnemesis roll right?

No, Dryad and I are the archnemesises! We need foils!

What will you bring to the archnemesis table?

I will not point out that pomfelo and I apparently need to communicate better.

Yeah, it's almost like we're working against each oth---OH MY GOD!!

How about adding a heart-warming tribute to the special bond shared between sisters?

Unconventional cunning, deep villain like voice, a Joker-esk smile and I could stare down a painting.

Don’t I look like I could kill a baby seal in my teeth?

BDeyeD...lose the shirt and we'll talk.

Foxtrot_Uniform...get your sister in here to audition!

...

I may have mixed those up.

I don't have a sister I've got a brother who looks just like except a litle more like a "rat-boy"

His wife might have some problems with what your planning for auditions