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Blood_Elf_Mohawk

Blood_Elf_Mohawk

San Jose, CA
April 2006

NOV 21, 2009 12:04 AM

...Mount St. Helens got jealous when mine erupted.

angad19

angad19

Evanston, IL
October 2009

NOV 22, 2009 08:55 PM

...the Astronomical Unit was re-defined when I was born.

SirLazarusCries

SirLazarusCries

Westerville, OH
May 2008

APR 10, 2010 08:22 PM

... there are plans to use it as a bridge from New York to London.

_Tersch_

_Tersch_

Australia
April 2005

APR 10, 2010 08:25 PM

...they measure it in light years

Sal_

Sal_

USA
October 2009

APR 10, 2010 09:04 PM

that it's size actually warps reality and only feels like 5 inches....

choker

choker

I'm lost
March 2010

APR 10, 2010 11:44 PM

it goes stretches from a to z on the key board

EdZackerly

EdZackerly

USA
November 2009

APR 11, 2010 07:16 AM

is so big that I put wheels on it and ride it around like a Harley.
("My dick is a Harley, you kick it to start"--The Mothers/Bwana Dick).

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

APR 11, 2010 08:03 AM

I use it to bore into mountains for train tunnels.

Coffeelove

Coffeelove

Norway
March 2009

APR 11, 2010 08:10 AM

How do you people ever get laid? eeek

JustAShadow

JustAShadow

USA
July 2005

APR 11, 2010 08:19 AM

...that I make other people uncomfortable.

mildots

mildots

Montserrat
September 2007

APR 11, 2010 08:20 AM

....I dickslapped godzilla and KO'd him

mildots

mildots

Montserrat
September 2007

APR 11, 2010 08:20 AM

Coffeelove said:
How do you people ever get laid? eeek



Put in just the tip wink

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

APR 11, 2010 10:44 AM

my dick is so big.









seriously.


*cough*

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

APR 11, 2010 10:46 AM

choker said:
it goes stretches from a to z on the key board



ouch... sorry dude.. you know, considering a and z share a border on the keyboard

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

APR 11, 2010 10:47 AM

^ heh. ooo aaa

choker

choker

I'm lost
March 2010

APR 11, 2010 03:20 PM

AlienSheep said:

choker said:
it goes stretches from a to z on the key board



ouch... sorry dude.. you know, considering a and z share a border on the keyboard



that's the joke, it's from this image I found a while ago

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

APR 11, 2010 07:45 PM

choker said:

AlienSheep said:

choker said:
it goes stretches from a to z on the key board



ouch... sorry dude.. you know, considering a and z share a border on the keyboard



that's the joke, it's from this image I found a while ago



I think all but one of us knew the joke.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

APR 11, 2010 07:47 PM

My dick is so big, that if you saw a picture of me having sex with a woman. You would think she was sitting on a leather couch.

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

APR 11, 2010 08:28 PM

PaulNikon said:

choker said:

AlienSheep said:

choker said:
it goes stretches from a to z on the key board



ouch... sorry dude.. you know, considering a and z share a border on the keyboard



that's the joke, it's from this image I found a while ago



I think all but one of us knew the joke.



shocked

EdZackerly

EdZackerly

USA
November 2009

APR 11, 2010 10:45 PM

Mine just ran over a keyboard, the keyboard player, the whole fucking band,

Adelaidexx

Adelaidexx

Plymouth, WI
March 2010

APR 13, 2010 08:17 PM

My dick is so big, it seats six.

EdZackerly

EdZackerly

USA
November 2009

APR 13, 2010 10:12 PM

The F.A.A made me put a red blinkig light on it, so that airplanes would stop crashing into it

_Tersch_

_Tersch_

Australia
April 2005

APR 14, 2010 01:14 AM

_Tersch_ said:
...they measure it in light years




Coffeelove said:
How do you people ever get laid? eeek



ever heard of the black hole? tongue

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