My dick is sooo big.......

...Mount St. Helens got jealous when mine erupted.

...the Astronomical Unit was re-defined when I was born.

... there are plans to use it as a bridge from New York to London.

...they measure it in light years

that it's size actually warps reality and only feels like 5 inches....

it goes stretches from a to z on the key board

is so big that I put wheels on it and ride it around like a Harley.
("My dick is a Harley, you kick it to start"--The Mothers/Bwana Dick).

I use it to bore into mountains for train tunnels.

How do you people ever get laid?

...that I make other people uncomfortable.

....I dickslapped godzilla and KO'd him

Put in just the tip

my dick is so big.









seriously.


*cough*

ouch... sorry dude.. you know, considering a and z share a border on the keyboard

^ heh.

that's the joke, it's from this image I found a while ago

I think all but one of us knew the joke.

My dick is so big, that if you saw a picture of me having sex with a woman. You would think she was sitting on a leather couch.

Mine just ran over a keyboard, the keyboard player, the whole fucking band,

My dick is so big, it seats six.

The F.A.A made me put a red blinkig light on it, so that airplanes would stop crashing into it

ever heard of the black hole?