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Julienne

Julienne

Tacoma, WA
March 2009

SEP 12, 2009 12:44 AM

I love these jokes, I would love to see what others are out there.




....I could use it as a neck tie if I wasn't scared that I would get a hard on and kill myself.

Tomverge

Tomverge

United Kingdom
September 2009

SEP 12, 2009 03:55 AM

My dicks so big it has a knee.

My dicks so big people mistake me for something growing on it.

My dicks so big Noah used it as an ark



but seriosuly its tiny. It looks like someone glue an acorn to the bottom of my torso

HelenaFae

HelenaFae

United Kingdom
August 2009

SEP 12, 2009 04:32 AM

My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl - tomorrow.

Tomverge

Tomverge

United Kingdom
September 2009

SEP 12, 2009 04:36 AM

My dicks so big I dot use a condom. I use a tarp

Kittie

Kittie

Stow, OH
August 2003

SEP 12, 2009 05:55 AM

666Irish said:
My dick is so big that it has it's own dick!



And my dick's dick is still bigger than yours!

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

SEP 12, 2009 05:58 AM

My dick is so big, women refuse to have sex with me because of vaginal tearing!

...

*cries in corner*

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

SEP 12, 2009 06:01 AM

My dick is so big, it can be used as a space bridge to Cybertron.

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

SEP 12, 2009 10:27 AM

my dick is soooooo big

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

...thats pretty much it

Julienne

Julienne

Tacoma, WA
March 2009

SEP 12, 2009 10:40 AM

My dick is so big, it used to play for the Dallas Cowboys, but T.O. didn't want a bigger dick than him on the team.

DagnyTaggart

DagnyTaggart

Canada
July 2009

SEP 12, 2009 11:10 AM

my dick is so big it makes a great dane look like a chihuahua.

Julienne

Julienne

Tacoma, WA
March 2009

SEP 12, 2009 11:20 AM

I have been in Maine and fucked a girl in California.

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

SEP 12, 2009 11:27 AM

My dick is so big it's... well, it's very very very very very veery very BIG!

SirLazarusCries

SirLazarusCries

Westerville, OH
May 2008

SEP 12, 2009 11:35 AM

... it has its own gravitational pull.

... it has its own zipcode.

nay

nay

Holly Springs, NC
March 2009

SEP 12, 2009 01:52 PM

whatswrong said:
my dick is soooooo big

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

...thats pretty much it



lies.

ryan5892

ryan5892

Wilmington, NC
October 2008

SEP 12, 2009 02:48 PM

i once heard someone say my dick is so big i have to shop at the big pants store...IRL...needless to say he was a douchebag.

RedRose

RedRose

Virginia Beach, VA
February 2009

SEP 12, 2009 03:11 PM

nay

nay

Holly Springs, NC
March 2009

SEP 12, 2009 03:12 PM

^ that song was funny the first time i heard it.

grayness

grayness

USA
January 2006

SEP 12, 2009 03:27 PM

... that it has to be called Richard.

Dear_

Dear_

Portland, OR
February 2009

SEP 12, 2009 03:51 PM

666Irish said:
My dick is so big that when I go to the zoo, people try to stuff peanuts in it.


LOL!

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

SEP 12, 2009 03:53 PM

rennyma said:

whatswrong said:
my dick is soooooo big

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

...thats pretty much it



lies.



that stung

Bexi

Bexi

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

SEP 12, 2009 03:58 PM

Dear_ said:

666Irish said:
My dick is so big that when I go to the zoo, people try to stuff peanuts in it.


LOL!



I like that one.

nay

nay

Holly Springs, NC
March 2009

SEP 12, 2009 04:01 PM

whatswrong said:

rennyma said:

whatswrong said:
my dick is soooooo big

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

...thats pretty much it



lies.



that stung



okay. i take it back. i'm sorry.

Dear_

Dear_

Portland, OR
February 2009

SEP 12, 2009 04:04 PM

rennyma said:

whatswrong said:

rennyma said:

whatswrong said:
my dick is soooooo big

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

...thats pretty much it



lies.



that stung



okay. i take it back. i'm sorry.



No you're not!

Oxy

Oxy

United Kingdom
September 2005

SEP 12, 2009 04:05 PM

my dick is so big it was the 46th Vice President of the United States from 2001 to 2009

Tomverge

Tomverge

United Kingdom
September 2009

SEP 12, 2009 04:14 PM

My dicks so big King Kong climbs it.

....when I was born the doctors thought i was a conjoined twin
....whenever I go swimming people think theres a shark in the pool

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