You have questions, Dryad has answers

That's it, I resisted as long as I could. I want my own Q&A thread too.

Use it to get to know me, answer trivia questions, and / or kill time. Lord knows I'm always around to help you.

Now go.
Also: I blame you if this thread fails.

So what're you gonna name the baby?

I'm going to name it Raymond Alginon, after its inventor and creator.
Then you will have to fight it to the death for rights to the name.

Do you consider the advice you will give more akin to Dear Abby or Ms. Cleo?

A combination of them both. With a bit of Miss Manners and Savage Love thrown in.
You can call me "Dear Miss Cleo - Love, Savage Manners"

Promise?

You have my word as a Spaniard.

So, you get my hat next right?

Any special plans with it or you just gonna put it on yer head and take a picture after signing it?

what do you really think about me?

Dryad,

What's Asherville like? Should I move there? Is it worth it?

love

-E

Yes, I get nexties.

I'm gonna play with it a bit, cam-whore it up, and see what happens.

Yay!

I don't think you're a butthead, and you've never offended me. So far you're golden.
I like you.

I have only lived here a few months, but I like it. It's got tattooed vegetarians and mountain trails. It also has a good music scene.
And yes, you should move here, and then we could hang out.

most girls do.

You have some sort of power over us. We are helpless in your midst, even over the internet.

Why do I do it, Dryad? I know I'm never a missed connection, yet every time I go some place interesting I have to read them on craigslist. Am I crazy?

we all have our own crosses to bear.

Crazy like a fox! The missed connections are hilarious, and a little sad.

I know, right?

Do you like pound puppies?

Shouldn't I have left the house by now?

What if I just sit here all day on SG?

Should I shave right now or grow a patchy beard to start the school year off with a bang?

I like real puppies from the pound, but I hate the cartoon Pound Puppies.

Nah, don't leave the house, it's Sunday. Be lazy.

If you sit here all day, at least you won't be alone because I'll be here too.

If you start school with a beard, then shave it off, people won't recognize you.

Take that as you will.

I'm taking latin again, last time I took this class the teacher would make us read latin plays but would always choose girl parts for me to read. How do I make sure this doesn't happen again?