entertain me.

that was entertaining.

what does that make me if i have all of the above?

that makes you someone who rides the special bus.

i am special.

we know.

and for the record, a few of those photos were taken by other people. but they were really good, so i kept them.

damn that girl is bangin' hot.

i know right?

wait what?

okay. you've distracted me long enough.

time to shower, i'm going to a wedding. not my own. don't worry.

Awwww I've missed this thread

hmmmm.

As a bass player, that might be the scariest and probably the most uncomfortable position I've seen a bass player play in (1:15).

Also, can someone tell me why they needed TWO guitar players on this gig?

She'd look better with one leg.

I once met an alcoholic on the street, he was a sailor with one arm.
He said I looked like the coming of spring, and then he asked if he could get a hug.
I gave him one. I'm a sucker for fancy compliments.

i bet that hug sucked.

I think that for him, that was the highlight of his year.
That's how nice I am.