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Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

AUG 22, 2009 09:01 AM

i have some time to kill.

so say something funny... or something.

shocked

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

AUG 22, 2009 09:04 AM

*throws stick* Go get it boy! biggrin

Coffeelove

Coffeelove

Norway
March 2009

AUG 22, 2009 09:04 AM

I'm bored too. I haz funny pictures.

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

AUG 22, 2009 09:06 AM

i've been telling my roomates girlfriend, who pissed in his closet while drunk last night...that 98% percent of adult women over the age of 27 who piss the bed/closet develop schizophrenia. she believes me

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

AUG 22, 2009 09:07 AM

whatswrong said:
i've been telling my roomates girlfriend, who pissed in his closet while drunk last night...that 98% percent of adult women over the age of 27 who piss the bed/closet develop schizophrenia. she believes me



i was entertained by that. tell me more.

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

AUG 22, 2009 09:11 AM

earlier i was singing " i don't know bout' anyone else, but when i think about you i piss myself"

then while i was taking a piss i screamed "im a big kid now"

i walked in his room and asked her if she recently ate any asparagus

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

AUG 22, 2009 09:12 AM

when she told me to "shut the fuck up already" i said "what are you gonna do? piss on me?"

then i asked her if i could piss in her mouth

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

AUG 22, 2009 09:15 AM

hah! thats fucking golden! biggrin


you're pretty fucking cool.

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

AUG 22, 2009 09:16 AM

These always keep me entertained...



whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

AUG 22, 2009 09:18 AM

"will you just stop already!"

"don't get pissy with me,bitch. Billy Mays couldn't get that stink out will all the Urine-B-Gone in the world"

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

AUG 22, 2009 09:23 AM

you should have sex with her now.

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

AUG 22, 2009 09:25 AM

Coffeelove said:
I'm bored too. I haz funny pictures.



He looks like his WWF belt rubbed the hair off of his waist!

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

AUG 22, 2009 09:26 AM

i don't believe there was any toilet paper in that closet, so i know she didn't wipe after she pissed on his dirty clothes...also, she is a whore....and venearally filthy

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

AUG 22, 2009 09:26 AM

then you're going to want to use a condom.

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

AUG 22, 2009 09:30 AM

theres not a cling wrap with a high enough mil or tensile strength to save me from the grossness of her crotch

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

AUG 22, 2009 09:31 AM

what about her mouth?

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

AUG 22, 2009 09:33 AM

i've seen the damage done to that orifice and i'll pass

its been ruined by nothing less than a major league baseball team

Munchie

Munchie

Australia
June 2005

AUG 22, 2009 09:34 AM

this entire thread is priceless biggrin

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

AUG 22, 2009 09:36 AM

whatswrong said:
i've seen the damage done to that orifice and i'll pass

its been ruined by nothing less than a major league baseball team



Dude, don't talk about my Cubs like that!

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

AUG 22, 2009 09:37 AM

^^they've been swinging their bats in the wrong field

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

AUG 22, 2009 09:38 AM

if you have a few drinks first, she probably wont look as bad. just saying.

and she sounds like she likes the drink already, so that'll be your ice breaker.

nay

nay

Holly Springs, NC
March 2009

AUG 22, 2009 09:39 AM

Munchie said:
this entire thread is priceless biggrin



+1

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

AUG 22, 2009 09:40 AM

you know he's thinking about it too.

the sex with her, that is.

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

AUG 22, 2009 09:41 AM

i've been trying to feed her Baileys and milk...ya know, to shut her the fuck up

this is a girl who walked out of Detox and straight into a liquor store...then called up her "boys" to purchase a eight-ball

i could fuck her for a Snickers bar

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

AUG 22, 2009 09:43 AM

you remember that time your roommate ate your yogurt?

this would be the best way of getting back at him.

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