entertain me.

i have some time to kill.

so say something funny... or something.

*throws stick* Go get it boy!

I'm bored too. I haz funny pictures.

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i've been telling my roomates girlfriend, who pissed in his closet while drunk last night...that 98% percent of adult women over the age of 27 who piss the bed/closet develop schizophrenia. she believes me

i was entertained by that. tell me more.

earlier i was singing " i don't know bout' anyone else, but when i think about you i piss myself"

then while i was taking a piss i screamed "im a big kid now"

i walked in his room and asked her if she recently ate any asparagus

when she told me to "shut the fuck up already" i said "what are you gonna do? piss on me?"

then i asked her if i could piss in her mouth

hah! thats fucking golden!


you're pretty fucking cool.

These always keep me entertained...

"will you just stop already!"

"don't get pissy with me,bitch. Billy Mays couldn't get that stink out will all the Urine-B-Gone in the world"

you should have sex with her now.

Coffeelove said:
I'm bored too. I haz funny pictures.

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He looks like his WWF belt rubbed the hair off of his waist!

i don't believe there was any toilet paper in that closet, so i know she didn't wipe after she pissed on his dirty clothes...also, she is a whore....and venearally filthy

then you're going to want to use a condom.

theres not a cling wrap with a high enough mil or tensile strength to save me from the grossness of her crotch

what about her mouth?

i've seen the damage done to that orifice and i'll pass

its been ruined by nothing less than a major league baseball team

this entire thread is priceless

Dude, don't talk about my Cubs like that!

^^they've been swinging their bats in the wrong field

if you have a few drinks first, she probably wont look as bad. just saying.

and she sounds like she likes the drink already, so that'll be your ice breaker.

+1

you know he's thinking about it too.

the sex with her, that is.

i've been trying to feed her Baileys and milk...ya know, to shut her the fuck up

this is a girl who walked out of Detox and straight into a liquor store...then called up her "boys" to purchase a eight-ball

i could fuck her for a Snickers bar

you remember that time your roommate ate your yogurt?

this would be the best way of getting back at him.