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obsidious

obsidious

Tucson, AZ
January 2004

AUG 11, 2009 06:44 AM

Think you are going to hell do you, what have you been up to that would make you think that?

I would say much of what I did before I was 25, smoking, boozing, sex, other kinds of smoking, beating the crap out of people, Just the typical small but fun stuff.

However, if that does not work then this should get me on the guest list; I make fun of creationist and I am an Atheist if I am wrong about that then to hell with me it will be!

Wait I almost forgot; and I love to laugh at stuff like this.

liljohn

liljohn

USA
November 2006

AUG 11, 2009 06:49 AM

I got a painting of Modonna with child hanging beside my computer. So baby Jesus is riding shotgun while I surf for porn, does that count?

obsidious

obsidious

Tucson, AZ
January 2004

AUG 11, 2009 06:58 AM

Yes that might do it, but kick a nun in ass just to make sure.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

AUG 11, 2009 07:37 AM

Last night on these very Silliness boards, I said someting to the effect of "If I had a penis, I would have sex with Jesus."

Casca

Casca

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

AUG 11, 2009 07:40 AM

I taunt Christians when they come to my door and wear T shirts taking the piss out of them. Will that do?

mildots

mildots

Montserrat
September 2007

AUG 11, 2009 09:51 AM

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

AUG 11, 2009 09:56 AM

I'm glad someone made this thread, because this happened to me yesterday, and I need a ruling on it. (From my twitter...)


Helped strugling obese woman on rascal get something from a high shelf...fattening cookies. Good or evil?

mildots

mildots

Montserrat
September 2007

AUG 11, 2009 10:02 AM

^^^Evil....reminds me of THIS

El_Bandito

El_Bandito

Hialeah, FL
April 2005

AUG 11, 2009 10:06 AM

I was ALL too excited when they released the Star Wars dress up
http://www.jesusdressup.com/

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

AUG 11, 2009 10:06 AM

mildots said:
^^^Evil....reminds me of THIS



She was whacking it with a cane!!

*sigh* Going to hell five?

phrogg

phrogg

Greenville, SC
August 2005

AUG 11, 2009 10:06 AM

If you've been through Hell dozens of times in this life, does that count as "time served"?

Coffeelove

Coffeelove

Norway
March 2009

AUG 11, 2009 10:22 AM

Guessing greed and lust is my ticket to hell. And all the other stuff.
Ah well, I can have fun anywhere. biggrin

obsidious

obsidious

Tucson, AZ
January 2004

AUG 11, 2009 10:25 AM

Casca said:
I taunt Christians when they come to my door and wear T shirts taking the piss out of them. Will that do?



Add spilling hot coffee in their lap, just for good measure and I am sure you will be in.

mildots

mildots

Montserrat
September 2007

AUG 11, 2009 10:28 AM

If I get to Grand Cayman I'm going.


psst

obsidious

obsidious

Tucson, AZ
January 2004

AUG 11, 2009 10:36 AM

I live in a state of Hell...

Says so right here on wikipedia

How appropriate.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

AUG 11, 2009 10:44 AM

Oh I love going places!

RedRose

RedRose

Virginia Beach, VA
February 2009

AUG 11, 2009 11:26 AM

Go to heaven for the scenery, Stay in hell for the company

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

AUG 11, 2009 11:29 AM

I dunno, Station seems like interesting company. . . biggrin

mildots

mildots

Montserrat
September 2007

AUG 11, 2009 11:33 AM

zoom image

mildots

mildots

Montserrat
September 2007

AUG 11, 2009 11:35 AM

nay

nay

Holly Springs, NC
March 2009

AUG 11, 2009 11:51 AM

i just thouguht i'd chime in and say i'm not going to hell. so i'll miss you guys.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

AUG 11, 2009 12:22 PM

Casca said:
I taunt Christians when they come to my door and wear T shirts taking the piss out of them. Will that do?


I used to shoot Jehovah's Witnesses with my pellet gun when they would walk through my neighborhood.

phrogg said:
If you've been through Hell dozens of times in this life, does that count as "time served"?


Only if my divorce counts too.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

AUG 11, 2009 12:22 PM

There's a Hell, Michigan but I never went there.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

AUG 11, 2009 12:25 PM

Dryad said:
There's a Hell, Michigan but I never went there.



They change Detroit's name?

bete_noir

bete_noir

Lesotho
April 2007

AUG 11, 2009 12:46 PM

El_Jorge said:
I was ALL too excited when they released the Star Wars dress up
http://www.jesusdressup.com/


There's a BDSM one that's amused me for hours and hours.
link

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