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Should we get a hotel room with a jacuzzi and an en suite Dryad to play with?

dude. if i go i'm so getting a jacuzzi suite with....myself. aha. but i would love to take pictures of dryad

do you have a t-shirt like this?

Whenever I'm done with a Q-tip, I throw it in the toilet. Will this have a bad effect on my home's plumbing?

Is the knee doing better?

no.

i don't wear inappropriate things such as that.

Quite possibly.

Tampons don't belong in toilets either.

Slowly but surely!

Still doing physical therapy 3x a week. pretty epic. takes forever apparently.

thanks for asking

You are in my thoughts.

were you offended by this question and (if you were ) will you accept my apologies?

i'm not offended. so there's no need to apologize.

What is your favorite animal?

Have you been mind loved by Conway?

i really like.... boxers.

and monkeys.

nope.

If you could punch any celebrity, who would it be and why?

oh man.... i'm going to put some serious thought into this... and i'll have to get back to you.

what would you do if you were part of the 1%

i am part of the 1%.
i wear that shirt because i find it ironic.

I was wondering about that.

So. anyone wanna fuck?

<--- needs to be romanced first

I've tried romancing you. You're just so damn complicated.