ask iampeeder a question

you all know you all want to...

why did you start this thread?

What do you want people to ask you questions?

cause i am all knowing and have a huge data base for a brain, and mine triumphs over everyone elses

they ask questions, yes? then they get an answer, yup

whats up with you and Nea?

who knows, she is gone anyhow

is that underworld slang for you killed her and disposed of the body where no one would find it?

think of the movie "Fargo" and that guy putting that other guy in the wood chipper

...but shhhshshshhh

so how many people have "gone" away because of you?

i can not say, nor can i remember.... but, the last count was around 12

thats it?? fucking amatuer.

well i dont wanna expose myself by saying i do this and i dont wanna show off anyhow

and besides, it takes time and effort to get into the person, then takes time and effort to ditch the body in some random far off hidden place, i dont go randomly picking up people, you have to choose carefully, like only people with pink hair, you know how hard it is to find people with only pink hair around these parts ?

how much money does it take to "choose carefully"?

usually around $100... but its way more time consuming and everything, stalking them, getting there phone bills, ect

how do your clients get a hold of you?

Why the fuck doesn't anyone respect my time?

snail mail

cause you are excellent at what you do and you are the only one around

when you read that Mary chick's post, was your first impression that she was refering to her time of the month?

Is it morally wrong to want to kill senile people?

shhh... no no no, of course not

it is wrong if you dont include me, other then that, no it is not

have you ever made a senile person go "away" ?

come on, of course i have