My Genitals . . .

. . . remain largely disused

SORRY TO HEAR THAT.


oh shit, motherficking caps lock.

no, you're supposed to tell something about your own genitals

But thanks for the loud sympathy

...are freshly shaved and stickin' to my leg.

Naw, my first response was the best response. I can't beat that talking about my own genitals.

... feel like they've been abandoned

are basically vestigial at this point.

...are a hurtin.

done by yours truly

...are not huge enough to reach from Reno to Stockton

...am actually in stockton, i only put reno to trip you up into thinkking you can

/total dick
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... are used only as a hose.

.... remain improperly used by guys who have no idea what they're doing, and largely disused by the guys I want to be using them.

Need me to come show 'em how it's done?

If I can remember, that is

get beat like they owe me money

^ HA! I haven't hear that one in awhile!

... are pretty.

...still sticking to my legs!

Simply more evidence of my "boys are dumb" axiom.

...were just put to very good use.

...agree

BOING!!!!

...have drawn unwanted attention from airport security

have a thought pattern all their own

... are sore but happy


Hehe, plush reproductive organs... I love the internets