If you were a flower...

id look like a vagina

I already am a flower. I'm pretty and I smell good.

I would convince the plants to bust a "The Happening" on people.

THIS

oo don't scratch!

if i was a flower i'd totally make you sneeze.

Stargazer lily.

...

What? I can't do a real one?

No scratching necessary.

i'd be an orchid!!!...
and... and... yeah.

I may need to examine your orchid . . . closely

Turd Blossom!

If i was a flower

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I'd eat insects.

I would want to be a lily. So bright and vibrant and lovely...to bad I am allergic to them :pouts:

I'd be purple daffodils. I'm fairly certain this isn't real, but you know, just saying.

Bleeding heart.

queen anne's lace. it is just so delicate. when you pick them, they wilt almost immediately, so i enjoy them more in the field, alive and growing. most people also consider them a weed, but i think they are pretty.

probably genetically modified

I would be smelly.
That way all the fuzzy bumble bees would come on over and buzz and rub my pistol.

A Bird of Paradise

Calla Lily

Or photoshopped, either way, I love it

Is there such a thing as a turd blossom?

I would have thorns!