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Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

JUL 12, 2009 06:43 AM

...in conclusion, on examining the above post by PrincessPunkRock, after carefully working my way through the haze of spelling errors (documented in Section 3), abuse of capitalization (Section 4), and general crimes against grammar and syntax (Sections 7-8), I have demonstrated that, beneath it all, the work betrays the author's staggering ignorance of the history and the workings of SuicideGirls.com. While the author's wildly swrving train of thought did at one point flirt with coherence, this brief encounter was more likely a chance event (see statistical analysis in Table 5) than a result of even rudimentary lucidity.

--Summer Glau

PS- Don't forget to check out the second season of the Sarah Connor Chronicles available this fall on DVD!

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

JUL 12, 2009 07:02 AM

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JUL 12, 2009 08:02 AM

RaymondAlginon said:

princesspunkrock said:

TRIM SPA! BABY!

NO! I'M FUCKING KIDDING DAMN IT!

I'M DIABETIC, SO I ALWAYS WATCH WHAT I EAT. HERE'S A SAMPLE:

-DRINK 8 GLASSES OF H2O

-DRINK SOYMILK! (I RECOMMEND BOLTHOUSE VANILLA CHAI TEE!)

-AVOID HARDCORE CARBS LIKE: PASTA, PIZZA, ICE CREAM, CHOCOLATE, CAKES, & CHIPS

-CONSUME MORE FIBER-OATMEAL,PEANUTS, WHOLE WHEAT BREAD,ALMONDS, SUNFLOWER SEEDS, HAZELNUTS

-EAT MORE SALADS, SEAFOOD, SOUPS, SALMON,

-TAKE VITAMIN B12, NATURE'S WAY ACAI V-CAPS

-TAKE FLAXSEED CAPSULES/FISH OIL(THEY'RE HIGH IN OMEGA-3S)

-KEEP A FOOD DIARY

-AVOID TAKE OUT FOOD & NEVER SUPERSIZE! TRY TO AVOID FAST FOOD AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!...
UNLESS YOU HAVE 5... $5-DOLLARS... AND BUY A $5-DOLLAR FOOTLONG... AT SUBWAY!

-AVOID SODA AND SUGARY DRINKS-FRUIT JUICE INCLUDED. EVEN DIET SODAS! THEY BLOAT YOUR STOMACH!

-AVOID HARD LIQUOR-WINE, HOWEVER, IS FINE....IN MODERATION, PLEASE!

-DRINK SNAPPLE'S GREEN TEA MANGO (IT'S LOW IN CARBS & SUGAR, COMPARED TO OTHER SKY HIGH ICED TEA DRINKS)

-DRINK A LOT OF GREEN TEA (ITS BOOST THE METABOLISM)

-TRY SHOPPING AT A HEALTH FOOD STORE (THERE ARE A LOT OF GREAT BRANDS LIKE, AMY'S ORGANICS, NEUMANN'S OWN, ALTERNATIVE BAKING COMPANY, BARBARA'S, EVERYDAY GOURMET,...TO NAME A FEW)

-EXERCISE! SEXERCISE! RUN! WALK! CLIMB STAIRS! JUMP ROPE! AND DANCE YOUR FABULOUS ASS OFF! AND HAVE FUN ALWAYS!
wink



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H.M. Murdock is intrigued by her ideas and wishes to subscribe to her newsletter.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JUL 12, 2009 08:57 AM

I actually sent PPR a message "nicely" explaining that everyone hates her and why.

No response.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

JUL 12, 2009 09:40 AM

Dryad said:
I actually sent PPR a message "nicely" explaining that everyone hates her and why.

No response.



Ouch. I wonder when I shall get hate mail... whatever

min

min

I'm lost
June 2009

JUL 12, 2009 09:45 PM

Damn. Would it be rude if I de-friended her now.? I was only along for the caps locks train abuse.

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

JUL 13, 2009 07:37 AM

Dryad said:
I actually sent PPR a message "nicely" explaining that everyone hates her and why.

No response.



Wait, you didn't think she was a person, did you? confused

Yaaka

Yaaka

Dallas, TX
August 2004

JUL 13, 2009 07:45 AM

Iron_Lion said:

Tadzi said:

Yaaka said:
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the giraffe is the only animal stupid enough to get out of his car in lion country



damn rubberneckers



MY FRIENDS AND I ATE THAT FUCKER! biggrin



road rage turned into lunch

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JUL 13, 2009 08:14 AM

pomfelo said:

Dryad said:
I actually sent PPR a message "nicely" explaining that everyone hates her and why.

No response.



Wait, you didn't think she was a person, did you? confused



Don't worry, I used robot language.

Yaaka

Yaaka

Dallas, TX
August 2004

JUL 13, 2009 08:15 AM

Dryad said:

pomfelo said:

Dryad said:
I actually sent PPR a message "nicely" explaining that everyone hates her and why.

No response.



Wait, you didn't think she was a person, did you? confused



Don't worry, I used robot language.



...you mean binary?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

JUL 13, 2009 08:15 AM

1000010000100010100000000100001000000000101000000000100100000002!!?!?!??!?

Yaaka

Yaaka

Dallas, TX
August 2004

JUL 13, 2009 08:19 AM

RaymondAlginon said:
1000010000100010100000000100001000000000101000000000100100000002!!?!?!??!?



....jerk

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JUL 13, 2009 08:24 AM

Yaaka said:
...you mean binary?



No, a series of multi-tonal beeps.

Beep Bop Boop

Yaaka

Yaaka

Dallas, TX
August 2004

JUL 13, 2009 08:26 AM

Dryad said:

Yaaka said:
...you mean binary?



No, a series of multi-tonal beeps.

Beep Bop Boop



ma'am that's just racist

...against robots I mean

........not that I am one....

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JUL 13, 2009 08:31 AM

Yaaka said:

Dryad said:

Yaaka said:
...you mean binary?



No, a series of multi-tonal beeps.

Beep Bop Boop



ma'am that's just racist

...against robots I mean

........not that I am one....



It's ok, I can say that. Some of my best friends are robots.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

JUL 13, 2009 09:06 AM

Yaaka said:

RaymondAlginon said:
1000010000100010100000000100001000000000101000000000100100000002!!?!?!??!?



....jerk



Hey it wasn't directed at you! biggrin

RedRose

RedRose

Virginia Beach, VA
February 2009

JUL 13, 2009 10:30 AM

RaymondAlginon said:
1000010000100010100000000100001000000000101000000000100100000002!!?!?!??!?



00100010002....
ON NO!
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Kav

Kav

USA
January 2008

JUL 13, 2009 10:47 AM

RedRose said:

RaymondAlginon said:
1000010000100010100000000100001000000000101000000000100100000002!!?!?!??!?



00100010002....
ON NO!
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lmao

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