If love was...

an orphan would you adopt it?

it'd be just like Lone Wolf and Cub

No.
I'd poke it with a stick and make it cry.

It'd be too expensive to keep. I'd send it to be raised by Bill Gates.

easy would it be a slut?

Maple syrup, would your pancakes be bare?

hell no!

Everyone knows...

a lie, would it hurt less?

contagious would you spread it?

...edible would you eat it?

was at the bottom of a bottle of Wild Turkey would you start drinking?

whiskey, would you get drunk?

...in my pants, would you touch it?

and ugly fellow would you date him?

...coke you snort it?

don't tempt me with a good time

a spider would you step on it?

money, would you waste it or save it?

a war, would you defend it til the end?

oh that one was good!

a full tank of gas would you drive all night long?

...seen in the face of little children would you chase them away or keep them close?

a revolver would you spin the cylinder and pray?

To the death.

a bank would you rob it?