I enjoy wearing a turtleneck

^Riveting interview inside.

This dude REALLY hates turtlenecks.

well, i doubt you'll ever see Sam Elliot in a turtleneck.

just saying.

the way it is quoted is like it is some sort of naughty little confession. makes me feel dirty.

I do not enjoy turtle necking or prairie dogging. But I'm sure there's a fetish for it, what with Rule 34 and all.

and his life is the poorer for it. Just look at that scowl.

This is a very interesting speculation my friend. He lived through the 70s. I'm not sure anyone was immune to turtlenecks in the seventies. Must investigate.

Steve Buscemi turtleneck tranny? Hawt!

Copperfield, he love the turleneck. It has magical powers.

Don't knock it 'til you've tried it moe. But don't get fooled.

Turtle necks are the devil's neck.

if anyone was immune, it would be Sam fucking Elliot.

Don't deny. I know for a fact you have a turtleneck skeleton in your closet!

Hot, but imagine how hot it could've been had he had a turtleneck. It lost him the Oscar.

i had to wear a turtleneck at a job to hide a tattoo. they are uncomfortable and itchy, and unpleasant in the hot weather. therefore, i WILL find a photo of Sam Elliot wearing one.

too late. i was circumcized.

if by hot you mean he'd risk becoming a heat casualty, with the leather jacket and all, then yeah.

as for the oscar, Sam Elliot doesnt do it for the recognition, he does it because he's Sam fucking Elliot.

and besides, cher doesnt seem to mind.

I do.


And I'm in good company:


I don't think you can hold that against either of us though. I know I had the neck of the devil foisted upon me.

Prizes go to the first Elliot turtleneck photo finder.

I knew there was something I liked about you two.

yeah, good luck with that.

just saying.

We would be caught in no less than a turtleneck.

You can worship or wear them to worship.