Silliness

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1/31/10

Crotch Shots [6]

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I got an anonymous free SG certificate!!

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The Official Michael Jackson is dead joke thread [2]

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give it your best shot... [3]

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I see your _______ and raise you _________

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One place I'd hate to fuck [7]

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Gravy Is Greater Than Pie. [3]

1/29/10

my pants are kind of tight tonight [2]

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1/28/10

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1/26/10

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Warm up your paddles, Ladies and Gentlemen . . .

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Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

JUN 26, 2009 03:45 PM

BDeyeD said:

lil_tuffy said:
Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven and when God ask her what she prayed for the people left on earth she said, "That all the children would be safe."

So, God killed Michael Jackson.

The other jokes made me roll my eyes. This one made me exclaim "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Well played.

/begins slow clap...

+1

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA

October 2006

JUN 26, 2009 06:20 PM

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.

What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!

Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

Aquila

USA

June 2007

JUN 26, 2009 09:14 PM

How could you tell when it was bedtime at Neverland?

When the big hand was on the little hand.

issue_

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

JUN 27, 2009 01:46 AM

heh.

Kasssie

USA

December 2006

JUN 27, 2009 06:28 AM

Since Michael Jackson was 90% plastic, his body has been recycled into legos so that kids can play with him for a change.

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Dryad

Asheville, NC

July 2008

JUN 27, 2009 09:52 AM

Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate an eight year old wiener.

SwineDestroyr

Columbus, OH

April 2009

JUN 27, 2009 11:54 AM

Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled.

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jaysinstatic138

Saint Louis, MO

January 2009

JUN 29, 2009 12:42 AM

omg these are funny as hell

Looch_The_Great

Reno, NV

November 2008

JUN 29, 2009 09:22 AM

Michael Jackson didn't die of cardiac arrest, his face finally collapsed and he suffocated.

Spiffy

Calgary, AB

March 2007

JUN 29, 2009 10:57 AM

This just in: Michael Jackson's reanimated corpse was seen roaming the countryside with a group of perfectly choreograghed undead.

Tuesdae

USA

October 2007

JUN 29, 2009 01:11 PM

SwineDestroyr said:
Michael Jackson's upcoming London dates have been cancelled.

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hahahahahaha!

min

I'm lost

June 2009

JUN 29, 2009 02:57 PM

What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Billy Mays all getting for Christmas?

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Mr_Matt_

Pompano Beach, FL

July 2005

JUN 29, 2009 04:15 PM

HA!

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA

October 2006

JUN 29, 2009 08:52 PM

min said:
What are Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Billy Mays all getting for Christmas?

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Oh bad form!

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA

October 2006

JUL 01, 2009 09:06 PM

Greaser

New Orleans, LA

July 2006

JUL 01, 2009 10:43 PM

Not a death joke, but:

Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal-Mart?

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ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL

August 2006

SEP 03, 2009 01:03 AM

lembow

United Kingdom

August 2006

SEP 03, 2009 03:32 AM

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA

October 2006

SEP 03, 2009 10:38 AM

Franzipan

United Kingdom

July 2008

SEP 03, 2009 11:13 AM

I feel so sorry for Michael Jackson's girlfriend...I mean - first her parents leave her in Portugal...now this!

haha

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ShadowDrgn

Boca Raton, FL

August 2006

OCT 22, 2009 12:51 PM

I'm glad they found balloon boy. For a minute there I was worried Michael Jackson was ordering take out from Heaven.

Greybeard

Los Angeles, CA

December 2006

JAN 31, 2010 02:45 PM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead cow?

You can't milk a dead cow.

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