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Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

JUN 07, 2009 08:10 PM

I've finally figured it out. People have written millions of books and spent untold ammounts of money for relationship advice and Im going to give it to you for free. I finally understand the secret to finding someone and something that will last. The first thing you have to realize is how men and women act differntly. Now all of us are crazy/stupid in our own weird, unique ways but men tend to be more stupid than crazy and women are just the opposite. Don't believe me? When was the last time you heard of a woman threatening to jump out of a moving car during a fight with her boyfriend? Now when was the last time you heard a man say that? Never. That's when. All you need to do is find someone who balances out your level of crazy or stupid. because you have to be stupid to put up with the crazy shit women do and women have to be fucking insane to tolerate some of men's idiotic behavior. The trick is just finding an equal.

For example, if the dumbest thing a guy could do on any given day is lock his keys in his car, he should not be with a woman who thinks ALF was a documentary. On the flipside gals, if you refuse to buy fresh fish from the store because it still has a face on it, you should dump the guy that thinks "Two and a Half Men" is funny. Now, if you have a girl who thinks dolphins have "powers" and a guy who buys an extended warranty on everything he gets at Best Buy? Mazel tov! May your first child be a masculine child.

You may be thinking now "If you have it all figured out, why are you still single?". And I'm still single because I'm looking for a girl that happens to knit sweaters for lizards.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JUN 07, 2009 08:14 PM

You're silly.

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

JUN 07, 2009 08:16 PM

hrmmmmm tongue MAZEL TOV!

Rivera

Rivera

USA
June 2008

JUN 07, 2009 08:17 PM

shocked

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JUN 07, 2009 08:18 PM

The secret to a lasting relationship is being accepting of ones differences and having honesty and trust. Chemistry in and out of the bedroom is also a plus.

There you have it darling. The simplest things yet the hardest to find in an ideal mate. surreal

LimoWreck

LimoWreck

I'm lost
October 2007

JUN 07, 2009 08:19 PM

The secret to love is Bacon.

True story.

Paisley

Paisley

USA
September 2006

JUN 07, 2009 08:19 PM

JacksWastedLife said:
You may be thinking now "If you have it all figured out, why are you still single?". And I'm still single because I'm looking for a girl that happens to knit sweaters for lizards.


What size lizards we talkin' here?

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

JUN 07, 2009 08:20 PM

im waiting till they start cloning humans, then im gonna marry myself.........i bet my asshole is really really tight

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

JUN 07, 2009 08:20 PM

JacksWastedLife said:
When was the last time you heard of a woman threatening to jump out of a moving car during a fight with her boyfriend?



I have actually done that, I'm a little ashamed to admit.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

JUN 07, 2009 08:21 PM

Paisley said:

JacksWastedLife said:
You may be thinking now "If you have it all figured out, why are you still single?". And I'm still single because I'm looking for a girl that happens to knit sweaters for lizards.


What size lizards we talkin' here?



Nothing larger than a bearded dragon.

Rory_B_Bellows

Rory_B_Bellows

Dallas, TX
April 2007

JUN 07, 2009 08:23 PM

Nea said:
The secret to a lasting relationship is being accepting of ones differences and having honesty and trust. Chemistry in and out of the bedroom is also a plus.

There you have it darling. The simplest things yet the hardest to find in an ideal mate. surreal



and you have to be crazy to accept stupid things and stupid to accept crazy things. i just worked out the details of "acceptance".

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JUN 07, 2009 08:26 PM

JacksWastedLife said:

Nea said:
The secret to a lasting relationship is being accepting of ones differences and having honesty and trust. Chemistry in and out of the bedroom is also a plus.

There you have it darling. The simplest things yet the hardest to find in an ideal mate. surreal



and you have to be crazy to accept stupid things and stupid to accept crazy things. i just worked out the details of "acceptance".



I concur with your definition of acceptance, which is why I stated the simplest things are hard to find in an ideal mate. . .cause I know I am a crazy broad and I have yet to find a bloke who was able and willing to handle me on my good and bad days.

/shrugs.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

JUN 07, 2009 08:27 PM

Amen brother. . .biggrin

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

JUN 07, 2009 08:28 PM

Shorter life expectancies.
The formula to find the life expectancy of an area is:


LE: Life expectancy at birth

While a shorter life expectancy is not the secret to a lasting relationship (if by lasting you mean number of years) it may be the secret to a lifelong, monogamous, and lasting partnerships in many instances.

mildots

mildots

Montserrat
September 2007

JUN 07, 2009 08:29 PM

The secret is....to be friends and like to fuck.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

JUN 07, 2009 08:29 PM

Secret to a Lasting Relationship:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Your partner isn't psychic.

El_Bandito

El_Bandito

Hialeah, FL
April 2005

JUN 07, 2009 08:30 PM


mildots said:
The secret is....to be friends and like to fuck.



also making me a sammich after said fuck. is win wink


BDeyeD said:
Secret to a Lasting Relationship:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Your partner isn't psychic.



thank you!

TheRedQueen

TheRedQueen

Chickasha, OK
November 2008

JUN 07, 2009 08:30 PM

mildots said:
The secret is....to be friends and like to fuck.



BDeyeD said:
Secret to a Lasting Relationship:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Your partner isn't psychic.




after seven years of marriage I agree with both statements



Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

JUN 07, 2009 08:31 PM

BDeyeD said:
Secret to a Lasting Relationship:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Your partner isn't psychic.



Can I have your babies?

JennRose

JennRose

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

JUN 07, 2009 08:34 PM

sex. occasional gifts. more sex.

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

JUN 07, 2009 08:34 PM

pomfelo said:

BDeyeD said:
Secret to a Lasting Relationship:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Your partner isn't psychic.



Can I have your babies?



Yes. Because you asked and didn't just assume that's what I wanted. wink

velvet_petal

velvet_petal

I'm lost
November 2006

JUN 07, 2009 08:35 PM

BDeyeD said:
Secret to a Lasting Relationship:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Your partner isn't psychic.


Excellent bit of advice. This one took me a while to learn.

mildots

mildots

Montserrat
September 2007

JUN 07, 2009 08:35 PM

El_Jorge said:

mildots said:
The secret is....to be friends and like to fuck.



also making me a sammich after said fuck. is win wink


That is a prerequisite tongue


Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

JUN 07, 2009 08:36 PM

Not going to bed angry.

TheRedQueen

TheRedQueen

Chickasha, OK
November 2008

JUN 07, 2009 08:37 PM

my hubbie would add bring me a soda and find me the remote/controller while you are at it biggrin

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