The Secret to a Lasting Relationship

I've finally figured it out. People have written millions of books and spent untold ammounts of money for relationship advice and Im going to give it to you for free. I finally understand the secret to finding someone and something that will last. The first thing you have to realize is how men and women act differntly. Now all of us are crazy/stupid in our own weird, unique ways but men tend to be more stupid than crazy and women are just the opposite. Don't believe me? When was the last time you heard of a woman threatening to jump out of a moving car during a fight with her boyfriend? Now when was the last time you heard a man say that? Never. That's when. All you need to do is find someone who balances out your level of crazy or stupid. because you have to be stupid to put up with the crazy shit women do and women have to be fucking insane to tolerate some of men's idiotic behavior. The trick is just finding an equal.

For example, if the dumbest thing a guy could do on any given day is lock his keys in his car, he should not be with a woman who thinks ALF was a documentary. On the flipside gals, if you refuse to buy fresh fish from the store because it still has a face on it, you should dump the guy that thinks "Two and a Half Men" is funny. Now, if you have a girl who thinks dolphins have "powers" and a guy who buys an extended warranty on everything he gets at Best Buy? Mazel tov! May your first child be a masculine child.

You may be thinking now "If you have it all figured out, why are you still single?". And I'm still single because I'm looking for a girl that happens to knit sweaters for lizards.

You're silly.
♥

hrmmmmm MAZEL TOV!

The secret to a lasting relationship is being accepting of ones differences and having honesty and trust. Chemistry in and out of the bedroom is also a plus.

There you have it darling. The simplest things yet the hardest to find in an ideal mate.

The secret to love is Bacon.

True story.

What size lizards we talkin' here?

im waiting till they start cloning humans, then im gonna marry myself.........i bet my asshole is really really tight

I have actually done that, I'm a little ashamed to admit.

Nothing larger than a bearded dragon.

and you have to be crazy to accept stupid things and stupid to accept crazy things. i just worked out the details of "acceptance".

I concur with your definition of acceptance, which is why I stated the simplest things are hard to find in an ideal mate. . .cause I know I am a crazy broad and I have yet to find a bloke who was able and willing to handle me on my good and bad days.

/shrugs.

Amen brother. . .

Shorter life expectancies.
The formula to find the life expectancy of an area is:


LE: Life expectancy at birth

While a shorter life expectancy is not the secret to a lasting relationship (if by lasting you mean number of years) it may be the secret to a lifelong, monogamous, and lasting partnerships in many instances.

The secret is....to be friends and like to fuck.

Secret to a Lasting Relationship:

also making me a sammich after said fuck. is win

thank you!

after seven years of marriage I agree with both statements

Can I have your babies?

Yes. Because you asked and didn't just assume that's what I wanted.

Excellent bit of advice. This one took me a while to learn.

also making me a sammich after said fuck. is win


That is a prerequisite

Not going to bed angry.

my hubbie would add bring me a soda and find me the remote/controller while you are at it