Any Quote From Any Show

this probably exists somewhere but i fail at search

....what are ya'll favorite quote from movies or the TV ?

Legend... Hope your not lactose intollerent because the next word is...


































Dairy!

First, set your calculator to maths

"tonight you will get you're dick ripped off.... wait, that doesn't sound right does it?"

BIZ-ZARRO!

That sounds familiar, ATHF?

once you walk into a hospitol, don't you ask yourself "someone somewhere is having sex"

yup! by carl

good, i often have thoughts and feelings that can only be expressed threw dancing

was that from "look around you" by any chance? that show is hilarious

Harry and Doris Morgan did a wonderful job raising me. But, they're both dead now. I didn't kill them. Honest.

30 rock....
"No, allergies are real. If I have a strawberry, my throat shuts up faster than a girl in math class."
"I didn't know you had allergies. You know, if my cousin Stephanie eats a walnut, her throat shuts up faster than a Filipino at a—"
"Guys! Come on, not okay. "

"When I get sad I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story!"

"What is this feeling, that's put you in your place,
A hot red burning on the side of your face,
you feel the blood rush to your cheek,
tears start to fill your eyes,
and your lips are trembling but you can't speak,
you're trying, oh you're trying, no to cry...

You just got slapped,
across the face my friend,
you just got slapped,
yes that really just happened.
Everybody saw it,
and everybody laughed and clapped,
It was awesome...
how you just got....slapped"

(If you want to hear the song, youtube "HIMYM- You just got slapped"

she is one of your hussies isn't she? you're putting my life in e hands of a hussy

You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.

"Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month."

"Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket. "

"I'm in a glass case of emotion!!!!!"

Farscape - Cartoon John "Lock up the women and hide the fried chicken!"

"Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks quite yet. "

"What's a nubian?"

"Shut the fuck up! Now... Vader, he's a spiritual brother, y'know, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker, Skywalker, gets his hands on a light saber and the boy decides he's gonna run the fuckin' universe; gets a whole clan of whites together. And they go and bust up Vader's hood, the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that?"

Omg I love it.

"Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?"

This'll be fantastic - think of all the practical applications a caveman can have in the modern world
... Actually, you know, besides politics I can't think of anything.