Babies

I know a girl who loves children but hates babies. They freak her out because they are wobbly and can't talk.

Personally, I'm a fan. Unless I'm caught in a confined space with one that's screaming, like on a plane for hours.

My roommate was terrified at the prospect of having one inside her. She was convinced something Alien-like would happen.

Delicious.

you ever see a ugly baby? like......what do you tell the parents?

"eeek....um i mean cuuuuute"

Pagzs' Non Stop Pop

I honestly don't find newborns cute....

yeah... they're awful squishy looking

i find babies to be disagreeable

That they do! LOL

awwwww

I am a fan of natalie dee's little nona. what a cutie.

Is that a Cute with Chris shirt? I'm going to see Cute with Chris live next week with Marvel

Squishy babies are the best.

They freak me out. I prefer them at 18 months, anything earlier is kinda scary.

mine used to be so cute. sometimes he's so cute he makes me want another.


when he was still itty bitty.

Babies in general: even if cute, they still produce mass amounts of snot and piss and shit and dammit I have dogs for that. And they will always love me so they win.

I like babies when they're other people's. There was a guy who'd bring his baby to where I work, and it was hands down the cutest baby I've ever seen. Big eyes, always happy, very curious, and frequently fascinated by his own toes. I can only hope my future spawn will be so enchanting.

i used to believe that babies were not human

whilst baby sitting my niece, i ate a ten strip of acid. she began to cry, and as i tried different things to entertain her, i realized that the only time she stopped crying was when i would change her diaper....but as soon as the new one was on, she would begin crying again....she liked to be naked

in otherwords, she enjoyed liberation.....my god i thought, its quite possible she DOES have a soul

I always had a plan to get my mrs. (whoever she would turn out to be) knocked up, be there for the birth, then go off to war for a few years and come back when the thing was about 5 and knew how to talk.

Foolishly, I already did the go off to war thing without doing the baby thing, so I guess I'll have to suffer through the baby years if it ever happens.

PS
Anyone want to get knocked up?

that is the best idea i've heard in a long, long time

I admit I was pretty ambivalent about babies, until this sweetheart came along 6 weeks ago:

teehee, oh the snuggly deliciousness.

was the hat included or did it have to be purchased separately?