Ask RaymondAlginon a question

My evening was fine, not great but fine.

Is it true that people act crazier during the full moon? If they do, why?

Yes. Not sure why. I will theorize that the greater pull of the magnetic field from the Moon is causing a chemical reaction within the minds of everyone exposed. Though the reaction is minor the sensitivity of person to person varies and thus you have people that act pretty much normal and range to people that act batshit crazy.

I myself normally get a feeling of anxiety and trouble sleeping. And when I remember I counter that with sleeping pills.

Is this early for you?

No, I generally wake up at 6am. I have been up for hours.

Have you ever been to Ontario, Oregon?

I have not. I'm thinking of taking a trip to Grants Pass and giving my Grandmother hell for all her shit talking. Anywhere near there?

My kids say I'm old, but I don't feel old. How can you tell when you're finally old?

Asking the wrong guy. I'm in my 30's and the kids at school never know until I tell them. I still collect toys and knick knacks and try to be grown up as possible and often fail.

I think you are old when you stop enjoying life and start welcoming death. At least that's when I realized my Grandfather was old. . . about two or three years before he died.

Where did you get an Alley and where do you put it?

Wow, very nicely said. I completely agree with this and am also in my 30's and get carded everywhere. Yay, I'm not old.

So why are women so damn stupid in horror movies?

Well with enough movie you can just have the block built with one. You place an Alley behind your house.

Not sure. I will go with Hollywood enjoys keeping female characters at an extreme. Either completely helpless or far beyond powerful. The need a nice middle ground.

Why am I always so tired?

You are storing up energy to unleash your superpowers during the coming of the Rifts.

What super powers do I have?

Whats with today, today?

Until they are revealed there is truly no way to tell.

Not sure, BUT DON'T FUCK IT UP! Day has been good to me.

Will I actually get sleep at a reasonable time tonight?

Maybe. Can't be sure. My Magic Eightball told me to go fuck myself.

I want that magic 8 ball!!

Where'd ya get it?

Old gypsy woman in the parking lot of the college.

When did the channel Boomerang become the stoner channel?

I do not have such a channel. But I rarely watch live TV anymore. The amount of bullshit commercials finally got to me. Now I just download my TV and watch it when I feel like it.