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Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

MAY 18, 2009 12:16 PM

RaymondAlginon said:

Dryad said:
How's your day going?



Very well, so far. . . The weather is JUST how I like it!



Why do you get to be outside while I have to stare longingly through a window from a stuffy office?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 18, 2009 12:18 PM

Dryad said:

RaymondAlginon said:

Dryad said:
How's your day going?



Very well, so far. . . The weather is JUST how I like it!



Why do you get to be outside while I have to stare longingly through a window from a stuffy office?



I choose where I go to work wisely. Unfortunately I didn't choose the pay very well. Like your lovers you must choose your workplace wisely or be stuck getting fucked where you don't like it. wink

Foolish_Hyena

Foolish_Hyena

Hughesville, MD
April 2009

MAY 18, 2009 12:24 PM

Did you mean that last part to be dirty or am I just sleep deprived?

nay

nay

Holly Springs, NC
March 2009

MAY 18, 2009 12:27 PM

Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt?

And why them dudes ain't ridin' if there part of your set?

And why they never get it poppin' but they party to death?

Yea, and why they gon give you life for a murder, turn around only give you eight months for a burner?

Why they sellin' FRIENDS' CDs for under a dime?

If it's all love daddy why you come wit your nine?

Why my FRIENDS ain't get that cake?

Why is a brother up North better than Jordan that didn't get that break?

Why you ain't stackin' instead of tryin' to be fly?

Why is rattin' at an all time high?

Why are you even alive?

Why they kill Tupac n' Chris?

Why at the bar you ain't take straight shots instead of poppin Cris'?

Why them bullets have to hit that door?

Why did Kobe have to hit that raw?

Why he kiss that whore?

Why?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 18, 2009 12:29 PM

Foolish_Hyena said:
Did you mean that last part to be dirty or am I just sleep deprived?



Yes, it was dirty.

nay

nay

Holly Springs, NC
March 2009

MAY 18, 2009 12:31 PM

Why do FRIENDS push pounds and powder?

Why did Bush knock down the towers?

Why you around them cowards?

Why Aaliyah have to take that flight?

Why my FRIEND D ain't pull out his Ferrari?

Why he take that bike?

Why they gotta open your package and read your mail?

Why they stop lettin' FRIENDS get degrees in jail?

Why you gotta do eighty-five percent of your time?

And why do FRIENDS lie in eighty-five percent of they rhymes?

Why a FRIEND always want what he can't have?

Why I can't come through in the pecan Jag?

Why did crack have to hit so hard?

Even though it's almost over, why FRIENDS can't get no jobs?

Why they come up wit the witness protection ?

Why they let the terminator win the election?

Come on, pay attention. Why sell in the stores what you can sell in the streets?

Why I say the hottest shit but be sellin' the least?

nay

nay

Holly Springs, NC
March 2009

MAY 18, 2009 12:34 PM

Why Halle have to let a white man pop her to get an Oscar?

Why Denzel have to be crooked before he took it?

Why they didn't make the CL6 wit a clutch?

And if you don't smoke why the hell you reachin' for my dutch?

Why rap, cause I need air time?

Why be on the curb wit a "why lie I need a beer" sign?

Why all the young FRIENDS is dyin'?

Cause they moms at work, they pops is gone, they livin' wit iron?

Why they ain't give us a cure for AIDS?

Why my diesel have fiends in the spot on the floor for days?

Why you screamin' like it's slug, it's only the hawk?

Why my buzz in L.A. ain't like it is in New York?

Why are you forcin' you to be hard?

Why ain't you a thug by choice?

Why the whole world love my voice?

Why try to tell 'em that it's the flow son?

And you know why they made the new twenties?
[Cause I got all the old ones
That's why]

nay

nay

Holly Springs, NC
March 2009

MAY 18, 2009 12:34 PM

do you regret this thread yet?

freudianslip

freudianslip

USA
January 2009

MAY 18, 2009 12:34 PM

Why does Aella ask so many questions?

Have I hit bottom yet?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 18, 2009 01:01 PM

Aella said:
Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt?People love money.

And why them dudes ain't ridin' if there part of your set?they avoid me in public.

And why they never get it poppin' but they party to death?I have no clue what poppin' is.

Yea, and why they gon give you life for a murder, turn around only give you eight months for a burner? [b[No clue what a burner is.

Why they sellin' FRIENDS' CDs for under a dime? Because they suck.

If it's all love daddy why you come wit your nine? Because the gun gets him hot.

Why my FRIENDS ain't get that cake? Because its not their Birthday.

Why is a brother up North better than Jordan that didn't get that break? I dunno.

Why you ain't stackin' instead of tryin' to be fly? Cause.

Why is rattin' at an all time high? Because crime doesn't pay.

Why are you even alive? Because I need to be here right now.

Why they kill Tupac n' Chris? Cause.

Why at the bar you ain't take straight shots instead of poppin Cris'? ?

Why them bullets have to hit that door? Cause you shot at it.

Why did Kobe have to hit that raw? Because he's dumb.

Why he kiss that whore? Because sometimes you just wanna kiss.

Why? I have little to no clue.



RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 18, 2009 01:08 PM

Aella said:
Why do FRIENDS push pounds and powder? I don't have friends like that.

Why did Bush knock down the towers? I don't buy that he did.

Why you around them cowards? They are good canon fodder.

Why Aaliyah have to take that flight? Destiny

Why my FRIEND D ain't pull out his Ferrari? Its broken.

Why he take that bike? Exercise.

Why they gotta open your package and read your mail? Because their nosy

Why they stop lettin' FRIENDS get degrees in jail? I don't have friends in jail.

Why you gotta do eighty-five percent of your time? Because 80% is too low.

And why do FRIENDS lie in eighty-five percent of they rhymes? My friends don't rhyme.

Why a FRIEND always want what he can't have? Because the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Why I can't come through in the pecan Jag? Cause.

Why did crack have to hit so hard? Cause.

Even though it's almost over, why FRIENDS can't get no jobs? They are losers.

Why they come up wit the witness protection ? Because when you testify against someone, sometimes they wanna fuck you up for it!

Why they let the terminator win the election? Because he was the best man for the job, duh?

Come on, pay attention. Why sell in the stores what you can sell in the streets? Because the mass market demands more than the street can supply, hippie.

Why I say the hottest shit but be sellin' the least? Because the market yields to idiots.



RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 18, 2009 01:15 PM

Aella said:
Why Halle have to let a white man pop her to get an Oscar? ?

Why Denzel have to be crooked before he took it? ?

Why they didn't make the CL6 wit a clutch? ?

And if you don't smoke why the hell you reachin' for my dutch? ?

Why rap, cause I need air time? Maybe.

Why be on the curb wit a "why lie I need a beer" sign? Because they make me laugh and sometimes I toss them guys a dollar or to. Fuck the rest of them bums.

Why all the young FRIENDS is dyin'? Because they make poor choices.

Cause they moms at work, they pops is gone, they livin' wit iron? ?

Why they ain't give us a cure for AIDS? Because.

Why my diesel have fiends in the spot on the floor for days? ?

Why you screamin' like it's slug, it's only the hawk? WHAT?

Why my buzz in L.A. ain't like it is in New York? West coast East coast bud.

Why are you forcin' you to be hard? Its a positive self image thing.

Why ain't you a thug by choice? I have no idea. I find thug mentality rather primitive.

Why the whole world love my voice? Aella I'm sure has a sweet seductive voice. Like a siren calling you toward the rocks.

Why try to tell 'em that it's the flow son? ?

And you know why they made the new twenties? To counter Counterfeiting.
[Cause I got all the old ones
That's why]



RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 18, 2009 01:15 PM

Aella said:
do you regret this thread yet?



Naw, I'm an attention whore.

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 18, 2009 01:16 PM

freudianslip said:
Why does Aella ask so many questions?

Have I hit bottom yet?



She likes attention.

No, you still have a kidney and half a liver you can sell.

Foolish_Hyena

Foolish_Hyena

Hughesville, MD
April 2009

MAY 18, 2009 01:18 PM

Whats the ettiquite on meeting someone in person for the first time?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 18, 2009 01:24 PM

Foolish_Hyena said:
Whats the ettiquite on meeting someone in person for the first time?



Try your best to recognize them when you see them in a crowd, be nice and try and talk to them like you have in the past. Try and make them feel conferable after all they are more than likely just as nervous about seeing you.

ricos

ricos

USA
December 2006

MAY 18, 2009 02:41 PM

whats up?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 18, 2009 04:01 PM

ricos said:
whats up?



Watchin' Lexx chillin' eatin' some Tacobell and drinkin' a Pepsi.

Thanks for asking.

j_finnegan

j_finnegan

Chesapeake, VA
September 2008

MAY 18, 2009 04:09 PM

Am i pretty fly for a white guy?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 18, 2009 04:19 PM

j_finnegan said:
Am i pretty fly for a white guy?



I find you to be.

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

MAY 18, 2009 04:21 PM

why do I have to find jesus, why can't he find me?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 18, 2009 04:26 PM

whatswrong said:
why do I have to find jesus, why can't he find me?



Because he's looking for me right now. I keep dodging him but every time I move he tracks me down and starts trying to recruit me.

Do me a favor, find him. Keep him busy while I slip outta the country!

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

MAY 18, 2009 04:29 PM

RaymondAlginon said:

whatswrong said:
why do I have to find jesus, why can't he find me?



Because he's looking for me right now. I keep dodging him but every time I move he tracks me down and starts trying to recruit me.

Do me a favor, find him. Keep him busy while I slip outta the country!



done and done

can i molest him?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

MAY 18, 2009 04:30 PM

whatswrong said:

RaymondAlginon said:

whatswrong said:
why do I have to find jesus, why can't he find me?



Because he's looking for me right now. I keep dodging him but every time I move he tracks me down and starts trying to recruit me.

Do me a favor, find him. Keep him busy while I slip outta the country!



done and done

can i molest him?



The longer you keep him distracted the further I can get, so yes, yes you can!

nay

nay

Holly Springs, NC
March 2009

MAY 18, 2009 04:38 PM

do you know what song that was that i got all those questions from?

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