In the end

We proclaim Dan curious not degenerate.

It's the proud Sir whatswrong who's got a bit of denerating going, however he has excellent taste in selecting Classic Coke as the probe of choice.

prexactly!

Oh no. Tesch has my dead cat!

What's he going to do with it???

I'd like to thank the Coca Cola Corporation and my prolapsed ass for making me the man i am today

Hey. Excellent speech. Sort of fits any occasion. You write that yourself? I ask because I might like to borrow it some time..Will make sure to quote sources.

i had to eat 5 adderall to come up with that, take it home with you- it's yours

*royal pageant wave*

Goddamn it! Tesh still has my dead cat!

I'm going to go all Chuck Berry over this place if I don't get him back!!

i hope he took the elevator, that cat looks mighty hefty

Found them!

You don't want to know any more detail than that. Trust me.

Wrong end!