Antiquated insults

Shhhheeeeyiiit. Gimme all ya got ya jive turkeys!

A pox on you and yours you philanderous neer'do'well !

Thou art a lumpish bat-fowling coxcomb.

I'll box your ears!


Well, I guess that is more of an outdated threat than insult.

I hope you choke and die in front of your children

I almost used that myself you... odious smelling... ragamuffin!

Thou art a spleeny pox-marked lewdster!

Sit on it, blockhead!

Up your nose with a rubber hose and twice as far with a chocolate bar!

You're rubbish!

(only antiquated in America, since the other English speakers still use this)

I bite my thumb at you!

you collection of billions of blue bilious blistering barnacles!

Dammit, I was just coming to post this, Thou qualling clapper-clawed dewberry!

How dare you steal the ladies insult? You, you....Mandingo!

Swivel on it.

damn you and your daily doubles, you brigand!

"you are a load your mother should have swallowed" oh wait its supposed to be outdates so something like.... your teeth are so crooked you could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence

A pox upon both your houses!

nerf herder.

im rubber your glue?

Have at ye ye foul knaves. Thine onslaught of verbal diarrhea is laughable!

May your bottom break out in boils, your mother-in-law move in with you, and your cat have noxious gas!

Not an insult, more of a curse. But I don't care