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Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

MAY 12, 2009 12:24 PM

The last one I got said something about "you will find treasure in a hidden place" or something. That was pretty exciting.

pawko4b

pawko4b

Mechanicsburg, PA
May 2008

MAY 12, 2009 12:26 PM

You will achieve success this year.

Had 2 cookies with lunch

SirLazarusCries

SirLazarusCries

Westerville, OH
May 2008

MAY 12, 2009 12:42 PM

I think there is a list of expression and they keep crossing them off as they use them because fortunes sure are getting crappier and crappier.

pawko4b

pawko4b

Mechanicsburg, PA
May 2008

MAY 12, 2009 12:44 PM

one day they will just all say "you suck fatass make your own damn food" lol

waltodim

waltodim

Pompano Beach, FL
December 2006

MAY 12, 2009 01:21 PM

Amberetta

Amberetta

Kansas City, KS
March 2007

FEB 08, 2012 06:44 PM

(I didn't want to start a new thread...)

Fortune cookie maker... now you can make your own!!!

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Mine would be more like Unfortunate fortune cookies.

"You will lose $20 today."

What would you put in a fortune cookie?

RaymondAlginon

RaymondAlginon

Mountain View, CA
October 2006

FEB 08, 2012 06:48 PM

Perverted sexual things. . . "Tonight, let him in the backdoor!"

"Moan her sisters name during sex. Then hold on for the ride!"

"Pretend to finish without pulling out."

"Scream out 'Give me a baby!' just before he cums."

Amberetta

Amberetta

Kansas City, KS
March 2007

FEB 08, 2012 07:28 PM

"Don't drop the soap!!"

"Your neighbor is sleeping with your girlfriend."

"Your ass looks HUGE!"

"Bitch, please..."

Kainschylde

Kainschylde

Modesto, CA
January 2012

FEB 09, 2012 12:31 AM

"You're out of milk, don't ask how I know." That would be a mindfuck if you got home and really were.

Amberetta

Amberetta

Kansas City, KS
March 2007

FEB 09, 2012 11:33 AM

"Boats and Hoes!!"

"What a greasy horror show..."

"Chicken and bangin... That's nice."

"Go fuck yourself!"

"Fuck! I missed jail this year. Was it awesome?"

AlienSheep

AlienSheep

La Quinta, CA
August 2008

FEB 09, 2012 11:42 AM

"You will read this fortune"

Kainschylde

Kainschylde

Modesto, CA
January 2012

FEB 09, 2012 04:17 PM

"Don't look behind you. DAMNIT I SAID DON'T LOOK!!"

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