Silliness

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2/9/12

The Moonlil is a Hentai Goddess from above thread! [9]

2/9/12

WTF COOKIE!!! [2]

2/9/12

Bathing cap innuendo

2/8/12

30 Rock Obscure References

2/6/12

Dryad's Drunk; let's mess with her mind!! [5]

2/4/12

The Ladies Of Silliness Boob Appreciation Thread [248]

2/4/12

would you spank the ass of the person who posted before you? [180]

2/4/12

signs signs everywhere there's signs

2/4/12

Sanity,Insanity,Sanity,Insanity,Sanity,Insanity,Sanity,Insanity

2/3/12

Would you drunk text the person above you???? [12]

2/3/12

Who's going to The Punk Show? [4]

2/3/12

is the person above you blue part II [28]

2/3/12

The 'M' word thread [5]

2/3/12

I don't understand... [2]

2/3/12

The Ladies of Silliness Behind Beauty [26]

2/2/12

Groundhog Day ...

2/2/12

phrogg appreciation thread! [36]

2/2/12

2/2/12

What song is stuck in your head right now? [2]

2/1/12

Nobody rocks the _______ like ______ ....

2/1/12

2/1/12

1/31/12

The Official Silliness Dictionary of Invented Words and Phrases [2]

1/31/12

You normally wouldn't have sex with the person who posts after you, but the bar is closing in a few minutes...

1/31/12

1/31/12

Tommy's Lucille Bogan Love Thread [2]

1/31/12

Geekshiek Tattoos! [2]

1/31/12

1/31/12

I just cleaned my fridge!!! [2]

1/31/12

1/30/12

Silliness NYC day anyone?? [3]

1/30/12

All in favor of a Silliness Vargas day?

1/29/12

There's a party in my mouth [2]

1/29/12

All in favor of a Silliness Vegan day? [4]

1/29/12

If Silliness Had A MOTHERFUCKING Band...

1/28/12

What would you do with $30,000 ? [6]

1/27/12

Goodnight thread [96]

1/27/12

We've taken your cats hostage [2]

1/27/12

Picture association thread :) [267]

1/27/12

The Nea appreciation thread [53]

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Brittan

SUICIDEGIRL

South Carolina, USA

APR 30, 2009 03:11 PM

this fortune cookie has a goddamn piece of paper in it that says-

some fortune cookies contain no fortune.

how the hell is THAT supposed to help me make my large decisions in life!?!!
pffffft.

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA

September 2003

APR 30, 2009 03:12 PM

Holy crap I actually ate Chinese today and got a fortune cookie and I didn't open it. I still have it though. Gimme a few and I'll open (and eat) it.

Nea

New York, NY

October 2006

APR 30, 2009 03:13 PM

I just ate chinese food for dinner and I didn't get a fortune cookie

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA

September 2003

APR 30, 2009 03:15 PM

Okay. It says: You have an unusually magnetic personality.

ppttt. I already knew THAT!

Brittan

SUICIDEGIRL

South Carolina, USA

APR 30, 2009 03:15 PM

i had it from sushi the other day.

fuckin wanker cookie.

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA

September 2003

APR 30, 2009 03:15 PM

And my numbers are 17, 45, 39, 8, 20, 2

Brittan

SUICIDEGIRL

South Carolina, USA

APR 30, 2009 03:15 PM

i needed help from this cookie. i need guidance.

Brittan

SUICIDEGIRL

South Carolina, USA

APR 30, 2009 03:16 PM

17.41.51.8.9.37

El_Bandito

Hialeah, FL

April 2005

APR 30, 2009 03:17 PM

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA

September 2003

APR 30, 2009 03:17 PM

But your fortune said that some don't have a fortune but it did. Hmmm. Maybe it means you are lucky and fortunate to have a fortune because some less unfortunate do not have a fortune?? I'm lost.

I need some Sake.

Foolish_Hyena

Hughesville, MD

April 2009

APR 30, 2009 03:18 PM

Brittan said:
this fortune cookie has a goddamn piece of paper in it that says-

some fortune cookies contain no fortune.

how the hell is THAT supposed to help me make my large decisions in life!?!!
pffffft.

It means the answer isnt always the first place you look. gotta love haveing a buddy in china

Brittan

SUICIDEGIRL

South Carolina, USA

APR 30, 2009 03:19 PM

I NEEDED ANSWERS YOU SILLY FOLDED PASTRY ITEM!!!

El_Bandito

Hialeah, FL

April 2005

APR 30, 2009 03:19 PM

/cookie smash

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA

September 2003

APR 30, 2009 03:21 PM

Brittan said:
17.41.51.8.9.37

Two of our numbers match.

Brittan

SUICIDEGIRL

South Carolina, USA

APR 30, 2009 03:22 PM

ReverendBenzo said:

Brittan said:
17.41.51.8.9.37

Two of our numbers match.

lotto numbers! woot!

Light_Bringer

Snow Hill, NC

October 2007

APR 30, 2009 03:23 PM

Brittan said:
this fortune cookie has a goddamn piece of paper in it that says-

some fortune cookies contain no fortune.

There must have been a disgruntled employee at the fortune cookie company.

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA

September 2003

APR 30, 2009 03:58 PM

Remember that Misfortune Cookie business that put bad news in the cookies? They went out of business. I didn't make any of that up either.

Dryad

Asheville, NC

July 2008

APR 30, 2009 05:47 PM

I got one once that said "support literacy: buy more fortune cookies."
I was so mad at that. Then my xbf's dad got the same one. Grrrr...

Mslave

Clinton Township, MI

April 2009

APR 30, 2009 05:49 PM

I got one that said. "A tub and rub will change your day" I have not gotten a rub in so long.

pawko4b

Mechanicsburg, PA

May 2008

APR 30, 2009 05:51 PM

the one on my desk says "a calm sea does not a skilled sailor make."
btw I may get me some chinese for lunch tomorrow

phrogg

Greenville, SC

August 2005

APR 30, 2009 05:52 PM

The last one I got said: "You are soon to come into a huge fucking pile of money beyond your wildest dreams!"

Ummm...

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA

September 2003

APR 30, 2009 06:08 PM

We are not really being fair to the Fortune Cookie here. The fortune cookie was created in Chicago by an Asian restaurant owner that gave them to customers BEFORE they ate,while they waited for a table. He just didn't want people to be bored. And isn't that what life is really all about. Being bored? C'mon people.

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

APR 30, 2009 07:33 PM

I seriously got a fortune once that simply said "More Pineapple, Please."

-TM

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA

November 2003

APR 30, 2009 07:41 PM

I have a collection at work of stupid fortunes that I have gotten. The only one I can find right now is

Fortune Not Found:
Abort, Retry, Ignore?

I'll have to see if I can dig up some of the worse ones I have.

pawko4b

Mechanicsburg, PA

May 2008

MAY 12, 2009 12:20 PM

This is a time for love and affection.

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