The Human Race Deserves Extinction

Today after work for some reason I looked up at the light on the ceiling and finally lost all my faith in humanity.



Who needs that placard? It is time we stop coddling and let Darwinism once again take effect.

oh dear, that's quite depressing :/ many of the photos in the "pics that make you go WTF?" could also qualify for this, but i'm too lazy to find them

jamin' for Darfur

faith=lost

Just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself.

Did someone say extermination?

Daleks are fine, just be nice and don't move quickly

I've always been in favor of this method. If someone is stupid enough to actually do this stuff then they need to be taken out of the gene pool.

It's my platform for when I run for president.

i have that same sticker on my peen

I have been waiting all my life for this thread, hehe

Is it possible to buy that sticker in rolls of, say, 5000 or so?

To be fair, it could help someone trying to screw on the light cover and wondering why it wasn't going in.

That said, I am in favor of tricking idiots into sterilizing themselves. That way we don't kill them (someone has to be the janitor, the data entry person, the telephone sanitizer, etc.) but we ensure their genes are removed from the breeding pool.

we do stock a product with one of those classic bits of food packaging in the place I work.
Emblazoned on the front of the package are the words "WARNING. May contain traces of nuts"

I'd sure fucking hope it contains "traces of nuts" it's a bag of peanuts for fucks sake!!

I have to wonder . . . are people really storing their children in plastic bins? Is this really a problem?


And if they are, do the children stay fresh?

I have lost my faith in humanity a long, long, lonnng time ago. smh.

You know what it really comes down to???

Lawyers


get rid of them & nobody can sue anyone else cos the HOT drink they just bought was HOT & they burned themselves cos they're too idiotic to realise that HOT stuff is HOT & BURNS


so I lay the blame solely on the shoulders of the lawyers

But then no one can sue their employer for firing them when they tried to take maternity leave or came out of the closet.

Don't blame the lawyers, blame the idiots. Blaming the lawyers is doing the sort of transference as the so-called victims you describe.

Wait, that wasn't silly at all. Uhhhhh... !

only for a few weeks.

I blame the government and society. I do not concur with American morals and mindset. My opinion.

It really isn't silly if you think about it. For most warning labels, someone was either injured or killed.

Yeah, to be fair, that hot coffee thing was McDonald's fault. They made it a corporate mandate to keep their coffee at a temperature unsafe for human consumption, and a woman had to have multiple skin grafts from the 3rd degrees burns she received because of it.

Oh, right. Silly. Sorry, now I feel bad.

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I don;t blame the serious lawyers at all
Maybe I should have been clearer on that point
just the idiotic, money grabbing, personal injury, ambulance chasing lawyers who provide nothing to society but greed. Just think what could be achieved if we rounded them all up & actually put them to work on something useful??

The idiots are just idiots. The lawyers knowingly turn a profit from idiocy.
I'll take idiocy over malice and greed, thanks.

And I'll decide about humanity, and lawyers, too, I guess, on a case-by-case basis.

I think I've unwittingly turned this thread non-silly

I humbly apologise


Pleeeeeeeeeeease don;t take away my silliness credentials

I promise I won't do it again

do you think this thread is gonna need a warning sticker now?


WARNING: MAY CONTAIN ELEMENTS OF SERIOUSNESS

We don't want anyone suing for inaccurate use of the word "silliness"