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SirLazarusCries

SirLazarusCries

Westerville, OH
May 2008

APR 25, 2009 02:49 AM

Today after work for some reason I looked up at the light on the ceiling and finally lost all my faith in humanity.

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Who needs that placard? It is time we stop coddling and let Darwinism once again take effect.

Munchie

Munchie

Australia
June 2005

APR 25, 2009 02:59 AM

oh dear, that's quite depressing :/ many of the photos in the "pics that make you go WTF?" could also qualify for this, but i'm too lazy to find them tongue

whatswrong

whatswrong

Massillon, OH
February 2009

APR 25, 2009 03:39 AM

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jamin' for Darfur

faith=lost

Mythos_

Mythos_

Germany
March 2008

APR 25, 2009 03:52 AM

Just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself.

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

APR 25, 2009 05:19 AM

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ElizaTheTroll

ElizaTheTroll

Australia
January 2006

APR 25, 2009 06:00 AM

Did someone say extermination?

bendingunit23

bendingunit23

Victoria, BC
April 2005

APR 25, 2009 07:26 AM

Daleks are fine, just be nice and don't move quickly

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Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

APR 25, 2009 07:58 AM

Mythos_ said:
Just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem solve itself.



I've always been in favor of this method. If someone is stupid enough to actually do this stuff then they need to be taken out of the gene pool.

It's my platform for when I run for president.

El_Bandito

El_Bandito

Hialeah, FL
April 2005

APR 25, 2009 08:03 AM

lazaruscries said:
Today after work for some reason I looked up at the light on the ceiling and finally lost all my faith in humanity.

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Who needs that placard? It is time we stop coddling and let Darwinism once again take effect.



i have that same sticker on my peen

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

APR 25, 2009 08:50 AM

I have been waiting all my life for this thread, hehe

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

APR 25, 2009 09:04 AM

666Irish said:



Is it possible to buy that sticker in rolls of, say, 5000 or so?

Paisley

Paisley

USA
September 2006

APR 25, 2009 09:10 AM

lazaruscries said:
Today after work for some reason I looked up at the light on the ceiling and finally lost all my faith in humanity.

zoom image

Who needs that placard? It is time we stop coddling and let Darwinism once again take effect.


To be fair, it could help someone trying to screw on the light cover and wondering why it wasn't going in.

That said, I am in favor of tricking idiots into sterilizing themselves. That way we don't kill them (someone has to be the janitor, the data entry person, the telephone sanitizer, etc.) but we ensure their genes are removed from the breeding pool.

Heckler

Heckler

Canada
May 2004

APR 25, 2009 09:17 AM

we do stock a product with one of those classic bits of food packaging in the place I work.
Emblazoned on the front of the package are the words "WARNING. May contain traces of nuts"

I'd sure fucking hope it contains "traces of nuts" it's a bag of peanuts for fucks sake!!

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 25, 2009 09:19 AM

I have to wonder . . . are people really storing their children in plastic bins? Is this really a problem?


And if they are, do the children stay fresh?

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

APR 25, 2009 09:21 AM

I have lost my faith in humanity a long, long, lonnng time ago. smh.

Heckler

Heckler

Canada
May 2004

APR 25, 2009 09:28 AM

You know what it really comes down to???

Lawyers


get rid of them & nobody can sue anyone else cos the HOT drink they just bought was HOT & they burned themselves cos they're too idiotic to realise that HOT stuff is HOT & BURNS


so I lay the blame solely on the shoulders of the lawyers mad

Paisley

Paisley

USA
September 2006

APR 25, 2009 09:31 AM

Heckler said:
You know what it really comes down to???

Lawyers


get rid of them & nobody can sue anyone else cos the HOT drink they just bought was HOT & they burned themselves cos they're too idiotic to realise that HOT stuff is HOT & BURNS


so I lay the blame solely on the shoulders of the lawyers mad


But then no one can sue their employer for firing them when they tried to take maternity leave or came out of the closet.

Don't blame the lawyers, blame the idiots. Blaming the lawyers is doing the sort of transference as the so-called victims you describe.

Wait, that wasn't silly at all. Uhhhhh... EL SUICIDO LOCO !

El_Bandito

El_Bandito

Hialeah, FL
April 2005

APR 25, 2009 09:32 AM

Coyotemike said:
I have to wonder . . . are people really storing their children in plastic bins? Is this really a problem?


And if they are, do the children stay fresh?



only for a few weeks.

Nea

Nea

New York, NY
October 2006

APR 25, 2009 09:32 AM

Heckler said:
You know what it really comes down to???

Lawyers


get rid of them & nobody can sue anyone else cos the HOT drink they just bought was HOT & they burned themselves cos they're too idiotic to realise that HOT stuff is HOT & BURNS


so I lay the blame solely on the shoulders of the lawyers mad



I blame the government and society. I do not concur with American morals and mindset. My opinion.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

APR 25, 2009 09:33 AM

Paisley said:

Heckler said:
You know what it really comes down to???

Lawyers


get rid of them & nobody can sue anyone else cos the HOT drink they just bought was HOT & they burned themselves cos they're too idiotic to realise that HOT stuff is HOT & BURNS


so I lay the blame solely on the shoulders of the lawyers mad


But then no one can sue their employer for firing them when they tried to take maternity leave or came out of the closet.

Don't blame the lawyers, blame the idiots. Blaming the lawyers is doing the sort of transference as the so-called victims you describe.

Wait, that wasn't sily at all. Uhhhhh... EL SUICIDO LOCO !



It really isn't silly if you think about it. For most warning labels, someone was either injured or killed.

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

APR 25, 2009 09:35 AM

Paisley said:

Heckler said:
You know what it really comes down to???

Lawyers


get rid of them & nobody can sue anyone else cos the HOT drink they just bought was HOT & they burned themselves cos they're too idiotic to realise that HOT stuff is HOT & BURNS


so I lay the blame solely on the shoulders of the lawyers mad


But then no one can sue their employer for firing them when they tried to take maternity leave or came out of the closet.

Don't blame the lawyers, blame the idiots. Blaming the lawyers is doing the sort of transference as the so-called victims you describe.

Wait, that wasn't sily at all. Uhhhhh... EL SUICIDO LOCO !



Yeah, to be fair, that hot coffee thing was McDonald's fault. They made it a corporate mandate to keep their coffee at a temperature unsafe for human consumption, and a woman had to have multiple skin grafts from the 3rd degrees burns she received because of it.

Oh, right. Silly. Sorry, now I feel bad.

Heckler

Heckler

Canada
May 2004

APR 25, 2009 09:36 AM

I don;t blame the serious lawyers at all
Maybe I should have been clearer on that point
just the idiotic, money grabbing, personal injury, ambulance chasing lawyers who provide nothing to society but greed. Just think what could be achieved if we rounded them all up & actually put them to work on something useful??

grayness

grayness

USA
January 2006

APR 25, 2009 09:37 AM

The idiots are just idiots. The lawyers knowingly turn a profit from idiocy.
I'll take idiocy over malice and greed, thanks.

And I'll decide about humanity, and lawyers, too, I guess, on a case-by-case basis.

Heckler

Heckler

Canada
May 2004

APR 25, 2009 09:39 AM

I think I've unwittingly turned this thread non-silly shocked

I humbly apologise


Pleeeeeeeeeeease don;t take away my silliness credentials frown

I promise I won't do it again wink

Heckler

Heckler

Canada
May 2004

APR 25, 2009 09:41 AM

do you think this thread is gonna need a warning sticker now?


WARNING: MAY CONTAIN ELEMENTS OF SERIOUSNESS

We don't want anyone suing for inaccurate use of the word "silliness" shocked

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