OMGTWILIGHTSPARKLE

Phaedrius said:
haha. fucking twilight.

the weekend the dvd came out, i went home with this one drunk chick. we were fooling around on her couch when she said she wanted to watch her new twilight dvd. so she pops in the dvd, i go take a piss, come back, and she's passed out ass-leep.

so i'm like "fuck".

i sit there for a while, watching the damn dvd menu, wondering what to do. so i just said fuck it and hit play. i hadnt seen it anyway. so i watch it, and it was pretty boring, but whatever.

now the movie is over, and i'm tired. so i pass out next to her on the couch.

a few hours later we wake up and she's all cuddly. but she's kind of bummed that she fell ass-leep before the movie started. so we watch it again. and i sit through it, again...

now the movie is over, again, it was still boring, and i'm like "fuck, i should be going."

but she says she wants to make me breakfast.

so i'm like "hmm, free food. sure."

but she has to leave to go buy food.

so i say "i'll go with."

and she's like "nooo, stay here, i'll be back in a bit."

and i'm like "hmmm, ok...."

so she leaves. and i'm stuck there in her living room. then her room mate comes downstairs.

she was like "who the fuck are you??"

and i was like " i'm {insert my real name}."

and she was like "whatever."

she goes to the kitchen, gets a bowl of cereal, comes back to the living room, and hits play on twilight. again.

and like a dumbass, i sit through it, again, hoping the one chick comes back soon. she doesnt.

so in like a 7-8 hour time frame, i watched that fucking movie 3 times. and i didnt even get to have sex with the one chick.

god, i hate that fucking movie.

iampeeder said:
oh damn, there is a second one? what is this world coming to

Kasssie said:

There's going to be 4. 5 if they split the last book into 2 movies.