The Futurama and Simpsons quote appreciation thread

Homer: First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

"Everyone was in favor of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark. Ohh, suddenly you go too far!"

Ah the water is as sterile as my milkman trusting father.

Not all missions can be solved with chess, Deep Blue. Someday, you'll understand that.

Umbriel, these'a some Yankees.

But Bender need brain for....smart making!!

Correction. It' Lrr, RULER of the planet Omicron Persei 8.

Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl Bart? WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL?

"He must have gone back there to defile it with his nudity!" - Fry

*sniffles*

Near-Death Wish

*tear*

You got me again Futurama.

Jinkies! He Scooby-Doo'd us!

Grabbed my keys out of my pocket. Caught him red-handed.

Uder: Please don't make me run! I'm full of chocolaty goodness!!

"What hoe?!" - King Roberto

Is it love when you care about a female for reasons other than mating?

Bender: Hey! Where's my antena? There it is.
Fry: Bender, don't play with it. God can see your shame.

Found this while searching randomly

"You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"

'I don't think any of us expected him to say that.'