The Futurama and Simpsons quote appreciation thread

Now if you'll excuse me it's 8 o'clock. Time to get biz-ay!

Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

Good news, everyone!

Fry, you can't sit here in the dark listening to classical music all day!
I could if you didn't turn on the lights and unplug the stereo!

Professor! Don't you remember what I just said?


NOOOOOO!

I'm gonna sleaze my way to the top... 80's style!!

Don't you worry about blank, let *me* worry about blank.

Try this, kids at home!

A thousand dollars? But your ad says "no money down"!

Oh, they got this all screwed up.

So you don't work on a contingency basis?

No, money down! Oops, I shouldn't have the Bar Association logo here either.

I watched all 4 Futurama movies for the first time this week.



We fight this battle not for ourselves, but for our children, and our children's children, which is why I'm forming a children's brigade.

Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: hard and fast.

I had snoo-snoo....

Baby, it'll blow your mind.

Call me old fashioned but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating.

My mouth tastes like burning.

Gummy Venus.

Hello, and welcome to the Springfield Police Department "Rescue Phone"! If you know the name of the felony being committed, press 1. To choose from a list of felonies, press 2. If you are being murdered, or are calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line.

**beep**

You have chosen- "regicide!" If you know the name of the King or Queen being murdered, press 1.

Stop saying "gummy!!"

I didn't even know what a nuclear panter plant was.

Only a moron wouldn't cast his vote for Mooonty Buuurrns!

Save me Jebus!!

Lord! Why have you forsaken me?

Homer, that's not the lord, that's a waffle Bart stuck to the ceiling yesterday.

I know I should not eat the.... *nommnommnomm* Mmmmmm, Sacralicious.

Talking out of turn… that's a paddlin’
Looking out the window... that's a paddlin’
Staring at my sandals... that's a paddlin’
Paddlin’ the school canoe… oh, you better believe that's a paddlin’

I'm old. GIMME GIMME GIMME!

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?