CraigsList

Is offering Free Dirt in my town.

I hope i can find someone selling free rocks to go with it.

So whats the catch?

yea well i bet your town can give away dirt for free!

Im in oxford. We educate our dirt and send it to parliment.

I got yer rocks right here! FREE ROCKS!

hmmmm....were can i subscribe to your newsletter?

HA! My town's got both ya beat ShadowDrgn & RaymondAlginon.
Free Rocks AND Dirt. TOGETHER!
I'm not even gonna look for something to try and one up TheThinWhiteDuke. I'm too scared at what I may find.
*shudders*

WRONG just jeff, your Free rocks and dirt are flagged for removal! ha greedy bastards trying to give away rocks AND dirt at the same time. pfft

I can't tell you how much trouble I have gotten into in life by the lure of free imitation crabmeat - very bizarre

Believe it or not, I think I found one worse:

really? nobody's made a "dirt cheap" joke yet? how?

also, i'm not gay.

thats not what your craigslist ad says

fixed

you wanna go JO? together? it's my ultimate fantasy.

ok, but no gay stuff.

Yoga Studio Seeks Mary/Marty Poppins

Are you a punctual, morning person who wears a smile on your face and would enjoy greeting and hosting Flow’s morning yoga students? Are you a neat-nik who feels more comfortable actively battling dust bunnies than watching them multiply? Are you comfortable assisting in an office environment – moving gracefully between computer work and small errands?

And do you have a brimming love for children (esp. newborns) and experience caring for them, inspired by the likes of Mary Poppins – including the sweet lullabies and the spoonful-of-sugar-accompanied life lessons.

___________

If this isn't gay, I don't know what is.

This is awesome, I was going to put up a for hire ad in craiglist......

This thread made me laugh a lot...the uncontrollable snorting kind.

hahaha! i just found the melbourne craigslist ads and the majority are foul.... one guy wants to spend his $900 tax bonus on taking someone out and then fucking them. I wasn't even eligible for the bonus and look how this knob wants to spend it

I think you just found a way to bet the bonus anyway.

eew!

unfortunately i haven't found anything as awesome as dirt and rocks, what a shame

I put up an add for free strips of paper at my job, I should take a picture of it. Maybe tomorrow.

^^hahaha