Honk Shoo

Who actually makes that sound when they sleep? Cartoons lie to you.

Yeah, but they teach you opera.

I do it as a gesture to illustrate how tired I am and that I desperately wish to sleep.

my ex. no joke. it scared me.

Not me. I'm genetically disadvantaged for snoring and wearing most sunglasses. I've got the nose bridge to nowhere.

My wife. Srsly.

See cartoons do not lie.
You lie *exclamation point*

burn.

If you take toothpick's word for it, I guess.

My cat does.

And mine! I even recorded it on my cell phone and played it for her when she said I was making up her god awful snoring. Figures we broke up eh?

DocAlcoholiday has this crazy honk shoo snoring ex.

Ponders "Now who's the crazy one?"

This is bullshit. You guys are full of honk shit.

Then again...I've know you for ages here and you do not lie. Sometimes the facts just aren't readily apparent, unless you're Angela Lansbury. She would know what's what.

Honk shoo shit. Well. Honkey Honk Shoo shit myself.

And make old men in hats blush as she dodged bullets from small caliber revolvers while dressing smart like a Kennedy!

We're naysayers. We say nay.

With Special Guest Star... Debbie Reynolds.

Just because one is dodging bullets doesn't mean your sense of style must suffer.



Look ma. No nut rub

and Adrienne Barbeau in a tight shirt. You ought to like that.

Why does he have zippers up the front of his bootses?

Wait...why would someone type out the very long phrase "*exclamation point*" instead of just hitting two keys to get "!"?!? I'm fucking mystified.

Shit man. Does he look Amish? Why the fuck not. He's a true cowboy. Built for speed!

He's gifted....and built for speed.