Would you ever...?

Yes, in fact it's something I've always wanted to do.


Bungee Jump?

yes

jump ship in the middle of the Atlantic?

See my previous answer.

You mean from a ship to a luxury liner? Sure.

Do it with your hot cousin? (Come on, everybody's got one.)

yes, shes not blood though

watch me do it with my hot cousin?

No thanks.


Commit perjury?

i have

laugh about it at the bar afterwards with your buddy who was on trial and is now no longer on trial because you perjured yourself?

never been in that position..

threeseome with 2 guys or 2 girls?

2 girls to third base, close

sneak out of someones house

yes



....sneak out of your own house?

only when I was a kid?

Crossed swords with another guy?

no thanks

let your friend steal your car for insurance money?

no, but I stole my friend's car once....

Crashed your car for the fuck of it.

My friend rammed his own mother's mailbox over and pver before.....


fuck a goat?

are all the women dead?

stab yourself?

where?

Slap an old lady in a wheelchair?

if she was a real ......*whispers* cunt

play chicken?

In a car? Are you fucking crazy?

Jump to your assured death?

from the car? no way......go down with the ship

play russian roulette?

Only with non-Russians.

Eat Russian food?

Isn't that just vodka?

Run over a cat with a lawnmower?

possibly, is it a mean spirited cat?

curb stomp somone?

I want to so bad. Is that evil?


Wrestle a tiger?

no,its perfectly healthy to think of head splitting

yeah, i'd prefer it to a lion


go on vacation to Lappland?

I've been in enough laps, thanks.

Eat human?

A female....figuratively.


Eat lamb fries?