Would you ever...?

Yes, if the people annoyed me somehow.

Would you ever tell someone that their kid is *not* adorable? (if they ask)

No, I'd feel bad. Besides they might kill me.

Would you cheat to win a world championship game?

No (I might as well stand on principle because I'll never be in that situation! )

Would you lie to keep someone you truly thought was innocent from going to prison?

No because then we're both screwed. If they didn't do anything they should be fine.

Would you date a married woman?

No.

Would you date someone who had previously dated a friend of yours?

As long as my friend didn't have an issue with it.

Would you eat everything on your plate even if your full?

No, I'd save it for later.

Would you tell someone the truth about how awful their cooking was?

Yes. It is better for them to know they are not good so they can improve. If you don't, they will continue to cook poorly.

cooked a turkey?

Not yet.

Would you kill the chicken you're going to eat?

Sure.


Go Camping in the amazon?

Nah

Take me to Disney World?

Sure, if you took me in return.

sail on a boat to the open sea?

Nah. Hate water.

Would you attend a U2 concert, even if it was free?

Naw

Shit bricks?

Not if i could avoid it.


Make me soup?

If you were sick.

Try all the crazy flavors at an ice cream shop?

Not all, but I'd be up for some.

Pretend to be on the phone to avoid speaking with someone...?

I have done that before.

...pretend not to speak English to avoid speaking with someone...?

I've done it before.

Jump the fountains at Ceasars Palace on a motorcycle?

Probably not. I like to stay out of jail for now.

go to jail willingly?

Does willingly mean I didn't resist? Because if that is what you meant, then Yes. If you mean would I turn myself in then No.


Slap an old lady on the butt?

Old is a relative term. Depends if I knew them that well or not.

climb a building from the outside?

sounds fun

Yell "you suck at!" someone driving a tank?

yes! Vive Le Resistance! (did I say that right?)

be an opponent in an MMA fight knowing you ever walk the same again?

No.

fly a kite?