Would you ever...?

yes.

...you ever answer a damn obvious question?

Yup
run into a brickwall unpadded?

for a laugh? why not?

let someone kick you in the cojones for $100?

If I was desperate enough.

forget to ask a question?

Sure

Remebered it in the middle of the night?

no, always when I wake in the morning.

sing out loud , with headphones on and did not give a fuck who heard?

Sure, why not?

write a novel?

I would try to....

make someone exercise

haha, yes indeed

steal a traffic sign?

If I was drunk and it just happened to be there uhmm yeah

Write songs about unicorns?

Yes, and their will be Blood and METAL and BEER!!!

...traumatize someones childhood memories?

no, my step-brother did that to me, not cool, not cool at all

steal a pony from a petting zoo and ride down the street through the middle of a parade?

Nope, don't like horses very much.

Kidnap someone?

yes, and demand a huge ransom, or a cheese sandwich, whichever was more convenient

give me a cheese sandwich?

for sure

poop somewhere out of sheer convenience and later blame it on the dog?

Have! Well actually I was sick, and I still blamed it on the dog.

...have a room full of beanbags?

No. There would be no point of having a room full with time if you can not use them in some way.

do your own house electrical work?

No taxes, hmm. Would this killer have an axe and be named Iso, because that might be worth it.

... poke a rattlesnake with a stick?

How big is the stick?

play two games of risk back-to-back?

No

Play Monopoly all night?

Been done, over many beers and bong hits long ago.


Listen to the son "All Night Long" all night....all night long...all night.

No.

eat cold pizza first thing in the morning?

oh for sure

fork out the dosh and endure the physical pain of having your legs lengthened?

Negative. . .

...fly to Australia and hunt down Munchie for a hug?