What would you say the morning after you had sex with the person above you?

You fucking brute.

haha suck on that, God!

can you spare some cash for a taxi

Pretty good huh?

i'll sue

You know you loved it

So much for trying everything once.

sweet baby jesus i've been waiting all my life for his cock.

You must have been WASTED.

tell your cat i'm sorry.

you looked older in the bar ...

that will be 100 dollars

wanna get high and do it again?

can i get a refund?

with a receipt! or you can get store credit

maybe i will consider store credit. but i need to see ALL the merchandise first.

fair enough but the customer is NOT always right

I ordered a man.

I am not interested in a lesbian affair. Though the strap-on was adequate, you are not.

I suggest you discuss this misrepresentation with your pimp.

are you any good at cooking corn-beef hash from scratch...cause i'm hungry women!

I saw the "merchandise" tell her to upgrade the strap-on

BTW akamoon, ... you owe me, for the whole night, ... and phacet, ... for the "thought of doing so...

AvaAdora I'll cook corn-beef hash from scratch and anything else you want

do you charge extra for "anything eals you want" cause i only have 15cent....

Move your dog....he's got his legs in my back