superhero names

Luchador De Nalgas - The great Mexican superhero who fights the alien butt cheeks that try to fart the world out of existence.

Captain Dialysis - causes enemies to urinate suddenly and so completely that they dehydrate and die.

Herr Krieg - The mastemind of wargames limited to spit balls and rubber bands.

70sman - can turn an arbitrary music CD into "The History of Punk Vol. 2".

Susan Vegishna- she'll do-do-do you until you see Hindu.

The Draggin'. His big ass badonkadonk drags along the ground and he uses it to fight crime.

The BananaHammock.


With the ability to clear a room just by waling into it.

The Cock Block! With the power to sexually frustrate an entire room at the same time!

She-man Lad!

With the power to confuse and befuddle drunken horny boys, then horribly scar for life

Hoola Hoop Head - Gyrating Hoops for eyes are used to distract criminals and befuddled horny boys alike while he absconds with the loot and the ladies.

Shamwowzer.



With the ability to Dry even the wettest eyes.

transformer he is more then meets the eye

Dude He's a Venture Brother!!!

I was just about to remake this thread. . . .

Douche Man - He's Refreshing!

Fitting for this thread, funny stuff

He is Mister Information. . .

He knows little about a lot but most of it is useless. . .

Tits McGee
hehe I'd like to see that superhero

I would like to see Paficist Man
He would be kickass to watch

Blue-Ray

The ability to captivate you and give you a lot of special features!

sex-o-tron

hypno sex ray

Collateral Damage Man

Can double his firepower by halving the precission.

Mythical Shizer Man!

He can burn German Shizer Videos on Blank DVR's with a thought!

Dirty bastard did it to a whole 100 pack of blanks I picked up!

(WTF is "Shizer"?????? *Urban Dictionary* .... Oh..... damn, that power is so dumb, not even Syler would want it.)

Okay, Ray...


The DANGER Ranger.

Probability defying luck in the face of danger.

Captain Closet Case. . .