superhero names

whats the person above you superhero name and best power

Meg and he can kind of scratch you a little bit with his abillity to grow his fingernails long.

you are my hero!!!!!!!!


and I shall call you monocle man and give you the power to burn ants in the hot hot sun

you are tv man and you can turn on the closed captioning on any tv but can't turn it off

You are Cheddar Dude, Behold the power of Cheese!!11!1!

I dub thee The Purple Nurple with the power to cut glass with your nipples.

you are the Spaghetti Specter. You have the uncanny ability to shoot cold spaghetti from your finger tips

UpChuck, he harnesses the power of vomit

The Commiserator... he gets his opponents to talk until they realize the foolishness of what they are doing, and give up

you are telescope man you have the power of a weak telascope and can see for just one fathum

Der Umlaut! He can explain to people what the hell an umlaut is!

i know all about the sneaky germans and their vowels. you are crab
man you have the power to scuddl like no other

Bob with the uncanny ability to state the obvious

vinny the power to turn into a italian man that makes pasta

Shut up Meg.

The Cricketeer. He is an American who understands cricket!

thats to fucking good i love it

the ball sack with the awsome power to cradle his dads balls

Well that is just mean Captain Hairball with the powers to transform anything into a soggy ball of hair

its not mean the ball sack is a golf ball holder lol

The Granola Kid - watch him fight evil with his power to serve a warm, healthy breakfast that gives people the strength and energy to make it through their day!

captin floride you will be astounded at his ability to whord off plaque and also be radio active in high doses

Luigi good at living in the shadow of his older brother and chasing ghosts