Dick Offset
Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place. Guy 1: Damn, this party is a real sausage fest, we're never getting in.
Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.
Used to describe feeling an intense amount of positive emotions for the band Hall & Oates, but mostly Oates. Can include involuntary dance moves that involve running ones finger through ones hair.
To look up your own name on Urban Dictionary, either for definition or myspace useage.
Me and Rianna went on Urbaning last night, her name means a suckjob. Lets put it on myspace.
TaoAndCoffee
Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007
FEB 06, 2010 08:20 AM