Random Urban dictionary words

I am tired so this may sound better becuase I am half asleep. Post random words and their meanings from urbandictionary

example.....

Pussy Broken

the intense feeling of unfavorable emotions that overcomes the vagina following the refusal of a dick. The sexual organ equivalent to heart broken.

She tried to hook up with this guy at a club, but when she was denied, she was pussy broken.

OR...

cherry danish

after receiving some gorgeous head shoot it in her face and pop her in the nose. looks just like a cherry danish!

after i gave little Susie a cherry danish she slapped me across the face.

ho ho ho
The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.

hole to pole ratio
Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.


Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1

damn you. i was going to make a thread like this because i got myself an urban dictionary desk calendar for christmas. oh wells, i'll just make it in the 2007 group

Space Docker
A turd in a condom - put in the freezer for a few hours and then used as a dildo.
Proper dildos are expensive, I prefer to just use a space docker.

that is sooooooooo gross.......

fgsfds

You could either say "figgis-fiddis" or "F-G-S-F-D-S", but however you say it, it is the one word that makes no sense whatsoever at all. It all started when someone on 4chan replied to a post with "fgsfds". Oryan (a 4chan user) soon shopped the phrase into a pic of some old dude (talk show host, probably) and now everyone on /b/ posts it. When somebody confuses you by saying something that makes no sense, simply say "fgsfds".
Dude One: "Isn't the TV donut high in fat kazoo?"
Dude Two: "I thought that all your base are belong to us"
Dude Three: "fgsfds"
Dudes 1 & 2: "What the fuck?"

Haha, we play this game at work. What is the grossest thing you can find on Urban Dictionary

Paddington Ambush
When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.
If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

brickberry
A term for the old, outdated phone you have to use when your current phone breaks.
It takes me ten minutes to type a text message on this brickberry now that my iPhone broke, but at least i get to play snake

air biscuit

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt burp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be 'launched' (2), 'dropped', 'pushed out', 'chucked' etc.
1. 'Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea'

2. 'I hate to tell you this, but I've just launched an air biscuit'

dick cabbage

An STD that turns your dick green, turns your balls to cabbages, and makes you cum cabbage seeds

Jimbo slept with a Russian hooker, now he has dick cabbage

RTFM

Literally "Read The F**king Manual"; a term showing the frustration of being bothered with questions so trivial that the asker could have quickly figured out the answer on their own with minimal effort, usually by reading readily-available documents. People who say "RTFM!" might be considered rude, but the true rude ones are the annoying people who take absolutely no self-responibility and expect to have all the answers handed to them personally.

You thief

Birmingham booty call

Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
I met this freak bitch in Alabama, and she intoduced me to the Birmingham booty call


Who comes up with this stuff

Alabama Hotpocket

shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.

If your girlfriend still has teddy bears on her bed, she's probably too young for you to be ejaculating on anything of hers, including her body.

Rodeo Fuck

Cowboy Fuck: Enter woman from behind, wrap 1 hand around and firmly grasps breasts, Bend over and whisper in her ear " Your tits feel just like your sisters" Proceed to maintain thrust for 8 full seconds.

bake off

A competition to determine who can bake the best

Latrines

the ones you dig yourself

As in:

........I Dig My Own Latrines

Houdini
As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.

Hamburglar

To take advantage of someone, from behind, while said person is vomiting.
"I Hamburglared Bonnie while she had the flu."

That's a new one.

Space Corn

It's like regular corn, but in space.

Wiener Cousins


When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become wiener cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.
We're wiener cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.