would you send a dirty private message to the person above?

Feeeelthy. Yep.

Don't make me send you my giant black penis.

To be frank sir, I will immediately return to sender if it isn't giant enough for my liking.

Sure why not

Yes, but I would pretend his is his thumbnail, because dragonsex is hot.

Of course, but it may bring out a lot of questions like "where would you find that many midgets" and "is that even legal in a red state"

on a thursday yes...on a monday..not likely..unless i was really hammered..which isnt likely since i dont drink on the weekdays...but who knows? should that one spontaneous day hit me and i do get hammered i would most likely still not cause i dont have your phone number...that was a lot longer than it needed to be wasnt it?

Well..he says he is the king so,maybe

*licks screen*

I do all the time

I don't know him so that would be weird... but what the heck, sure.

I'm not that kind of guy.... wait... I AM that kind of guy... Sure

If you took off the glasses maybe.. tehe

I did just last night....he loved it!!! No matter what he tries to say.

I might.....

not a question of if... more like "how dirty"...

well, i have a dirty message that maybe he could proof read and clean up for me

I would, just to show him what a real dirty message is

I would, just to show him that his dirty message isent quite dirty enough

Only if he lets me use my spanish to sext him..

Ay hombre que rico esta

I would....but the engilish to spanish translation of my pic might not go over so well.