Who pooped in the urinal?

It was you wasn't it?

ive done that before playing lacrosse at other schools

Nope, I pooped in the sink. Less to miss.

omg i couldnt help but crack up when i saw the title. im so juvenile.

HaHA! The truth is no-one pooped in the urinal! It was the sink all along and my clever ruse outed you!

I've got such a raging clue right now.

-TM

Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

-TM

When you dook in the urinal, it's bad, m'kay. How would YOU feel, if someone came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face!

-TM

Inadvertent triple posts give me such a clue.

-TM

I thought it was pretty funny.

*shoots his clue goo*

-TM

I had such a raging clue last night. I almost shot clue goo all over Joe.

So now, the inevitable question: if terrorists didn't cause 9/11, who did? Remember that there are in fact two towers. Two minus one is one; one one - 11; two minus one is one; one one, and there are nine members on Silverstein's board of directors. That's nine-one-one. Nine-eleven. And take 2 - 1 + 9/11 and you get 12, which leads us all to the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks.


Kyle!


Twelve contains the numbers one and two, just like the toilet yesterday where somebody went number two instead of number one! And one and two with 911 and you get 914! Drop the 4 and it's 91! Exactly the score Kyle got on his spelling test twelve days after 9/11! Who has the most to gain from 9/11?! Kyle! Who was nowhere to be found the morning the towers fell?! Kyle! Who dropped the deuce in the urinal?! Kyle! But probably the most damning of all is the evidence seen in this photo of Tower 2!

When I zoomed in I saw what first appeared to be a blur, but when I computer-enhanced it, ... You almost got away with it, you sneaky butt hole

It was huuuuuuuge!

-TM

This is Mr. Venezuela, school janitor, M'Kay. He's the person who has to clean up when some trickster drops a dook in the wrong toilet. Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best, M'kay. He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with saw dust, M'Kay. Then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud staring him in the face. So when you crapped in that urinal, M'Kay, you might has well have just dropped your pants and laid a turd right on Mr. Venezuela's head.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's right! The turd could've been put in there to cover up 9/11!

Jeez guys. Maybe somebody just needed to poo real bad, and all the stalls were taken. Ever thought of THAT?!

Bad Santa, at the office Christmas party?

I usually just do the top shelf.