Keanu Reeves Killed Me

I was warned, but it did no good. Sorry.

Was it softly with his song?

No.

Did you take the blue pill!?

No.

Was it with the lead pipe in the study?

No.

was it his stunning good looks ?

Yes.

But wouldn't stunning good looks just stun? Otherwise, they'd be killing good looks!

No.

I mean come on....look at this man:

I can believe stunning, but not quite killing.

your saying he is better then Anderson Cooper

I am indeed saying he is hotter than Anderson Cooper.

He is more my type. With brown eyes and brown hair. And facial hair. *swoons*

Swooning is the result of a stun, not a kill.

I really have no idea what you are talking about.

how did he kill you? you are still alive arent you?

So go see his new movie.

Was there Suprise Butt Seckts involved?

Shhhh....

It comes out tomorrow and I am.

It wasn't a surprise....it was very welcomed.

This could end bad for you...

I'll be okay.