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Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 10, 2008 08:50 PM

Yeah... so... like... the part in Unbreakable... where Bruce Willis' son is pointing the gun at him?

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He shoots him. Bruce dies. The end.

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 10, 2008 08:53 PM

Remember that movie "Alive?" Where they eat each other to stay alive after the plane crashes?

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They all missed the plane. The end.

Dryad

Dryad

Asheville, NC
July 2008

DEC 10, 2008 08:54 PM

Face Off, where they're holding guns at each other's faces in the beginning?

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Travolta shoots Cage in the face. The end.

mildots

mildots

Croatia
September 2007

DEC 10, 2008 08:55 PM

That ruined it for me frown




Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 10, 2008 08:56 PM

The Matrix... where they're dodging the bullets all cool like?

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Flame throwers. The end.

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 10, 2008 08:59 PM

Run Lola Run... Franka Potente is trying to save her boyfriend... all that running....

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She realizes he's not worth it. The end.

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 10, 2008 09:01 PM

The beginning of Citizen Cane...

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Someone beats him to death with that fucking sled. The end.

mogwai_

mogwai_

USA
February 2008

DEC 10, 2008 09:02 PM

resident evil

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they don't open the door. The End

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 10, 2008 09:04 PM

Resident Evil II

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Never happened. See previous post.

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 10, 2008 09:06 PM

The Yellow Submarine....

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Fuck The Beatles. The end.



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Please note: my son falls asleep to this movie every night or he doesn't fall asleep. See also Irrational Hatred.

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 10, 2008 09:20 PM

When Harry Met Sally....

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They never met. I mean, they saw each other at a party once, but that's it. The end.

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

DEC 10, 2008 09:48 PM

Field of Dreams, where Kevin Costner stops James Earl Jones from beating him to death by calling him a pacifist?

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James Earl Jones pauses, says, "That was a long time ago," and beats Keving Costner to death.

The end.

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

DEC 10, 2008 10:10 PM

Gilligan's Island

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They never get lost.

Meaney

meaney

Chicago, IL
September 2003

DEC 10, 2008 10:11 PM

Lost

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See Gilligan's Island.

d_day

d_day

San Bernardino, CA
July 2002

DEC 10, 2008 10:17 PM

Star Wars: A New Hope

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The gunman blows up the escaped pod, even though there are no life forms aboard.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

DEC 10, 2008 11:15 PM

The Passion of the Christ

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zoom image

And he rode off into the sunset...

THE END


-TM

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

DEC 10, 2008 11:16 PM

Planet of the Apes

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It actually wasn't Earth. It was just a planet of the apes.

THE END


-TM

Fitzee

Fitzee

Chicago, IL
November 2007

DEC 10, 2008 11:36 PM

That movie... where something happened...

It didn't....

Oh... Or the people that should/could die... did....

KyoTe

KyoTe

I'm lost
March 2008

DEC 11, 2008 12:28 AM

Bill And Ted's excellent Adventure, where Rufus goes back to make sure they dont split up,


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Ted's Dad sends him to military school 2 weeks early, therefore the world never makes harmony with universe and we all die in 2027

The end

onceuponadream

onceuponadream

USA
June 2007

DEC 11, 2008 01:41 AM

Th only way Matrix 3 could have ended in a way i would have liked any of the movies...

Agent Smith and Leo are fighting in the streets... Leo is getting slaughtered... when he passes out in the giant hole made..............


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He suddenly wakes up shocked from a dream, looks to his friend beside him and and says... Bill i have just had one bodacious nightmare my compadre'. I was like totally God man........



Get It? huh? do ya? ok i'm going to work now............

KyoTe

KyoTe

I'm lost
March 2008

DEC 11, 2008 01:50 AM

onceuponadream said:
Th only way Matrix 3 could have ended in a way i would have liked any of the movies...

Agent Smith and Leo are fighting in the streets... Leo is getting slaughtered... when he passes out in the giant hole made..............


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He suddenly wakes up shocked from a dream, looks to his friend beside him and and says... Bill i have just had one bodacious nightmare my compadre'. I was like totally God man........



Get It? huh? do ya? ok i'm going to work now............



You lose...his name was Neo, not Leo

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

DEC 11, 2008 01:52 AM

in Spider-Man, when Peter is trying to get to school at the beginning...

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he trips and falls under the bus. the end!



KyoTe said:
You lose...his name was Neo, not Leo


that's part of the alternate ending! instead of some office drone, they got the janitor!

KyoTe

KyoTe

I'm lost
March 2008

DEC 11, 2008 01:57 AM

motorfirebox said:

KyoTe said:
You lose...his name was Neo, not Leo


that's part of the alternate ending! instead of some office drone, they got the janitor!



That would be like an alternate beginning wouldn't it?



Ok ninja turtles #1,

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the shredder actually kills Leonardo rather than running after Splinter

cthulhu

cthulhu

Miami Beach, FL
April 2008

DEC 11, 2008 07:26 AM

Titanic

Leonardo DiCaprio's character realizes what a bitch she is for....

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at least not offering to take turns on that piece of wood or whatever she is floating on and also realizes he just met the chick like a couple days before. He also knows there's waaay better cooch out there than hers and just drowns the stupid whore!

onceuponadream

onceuponadream

USA
June 2007

DEC 11, 2008 08:41 AM

KyoTe said:

onceuponadream said:
Th only way Matrix 3 could have ended in a way i would have liked any of the movies...

Agent Smith and Leo are fighting in the streets... Leo is getting slaughtered... when he passes out in the giant hole made..............


SPOILERS! (Click to view)

He suddenly wakes up shocked from a dream, looks to his friend beside him and and says... Bill i have just had one bodacious nightmare my compadre'. I was like totally God man........



Get It? huh? do ya? ok i'm going to work now............



You lose...his name was Neo, not Leo



hmmm... i knew that, was typing too fast... anyway... movie sucked. wink

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