For the right amount of money, would you...

...eat poo?

You just wanted to find a reason to use that emoticon huh?

well, yeah. That, and any excuse to start a potentially ongoing thread.

i.e. For the right amount of money, would you...

...play along?

yes


.....french kiss a monkey?

no, monkeys are evil


let a stranger of the same sex toss your salad?

yes

...toss John Goodman's salad?

no


toss my salad?

There's money involved? Damn. Best job on earth.

...Slaughter Jawas?

yep


.....harvest bananas?

So, I guess I just answered my first post...

That was supposed to be between US!



*storms off*

is "harvesting bananas" a metaphor? i can dig it.

....use dull scissors to remove one of your thumbs?

no


......kidnap the president?

Which president?

So, getting back on track, For the right amount of money, would you...


...forgive my lack of discretion?

first: yes


And to address the previous post:
what would I do with THAT dumbass?


chew gum you found on the streets of NYC?

no


...lick a public toilet bowl?

no

watch the movies Mama Mia and Sex and the City with no break in between.

yes

...wade through a gator filled swamp?

no

...support another term for the bush administration?

if it gave me enough money to move to europe for the rest of my life... yes

...performe the actions as seen in 2 girls 1 cup?

if it involves pudding then yes...yum yum

.........let 6 angry possums lick jelly off your butt?

no!!!! angry possums are almost as scary as raccoons!!!!

eat cream of broccoli soup out of your own shoe?

Sure thing.

...go a on date with Dustin Diamond, with the requirement he gets to go all the way?

No fucking way..




.....eat a dead reindeer eyeball?

yeah

learn latin?