Why

is Veruca Salt such an obnoxious little bitch?

because he daddy touched her in the wrong spot...and was making up for it by spoiling her rotten in exchange for silence about the situation.


why is scar so charming yet so fucking evil.
tell me why lion king had to be so brutal?

Because he was voiced by Jeremy Irons, who also touched little girls in the film Lolita. (Seems to be an odd theme forming...)

Why do some people actually prefer Roger Moore's portrayal of James Bond?

because violet beauregard got gum stuck in her pubes. that shit hurts.

She's actually pretty sweet now. I met her!

because they have no class. He is such a sissyboy Bond...

Agreed^^^


He's what I refer to as "Smugly" and he creeps me out.

indeed! I always think of the family guy where he and stewie have a "thing"
There is only one Bond, And Connery is his name. For he so loved the Bondverse that he sent his only worthy heir, Daniel Craig to spread the good word!

I haven't watch the new Bonds, Pierce Brosnan was in a few and I want the sand his face off in a dark alley. Not to mention Sean Connery is and always will be James Bond. So that rant over Daniel Craig good as James?

Yes! And even today still looks that way!

Pierce Brosnan was also a sissy Bond. Craig is really good. He is taking some flack because he is not a suave as Connery, but these new movies are set just after he got his 00 status so it is a different kind of movie. He is however, way more of an ass-kicking Bond. (which I think the franchise needs!)

I'll have to give them a try....

No Pierce is not a sissy Bond... He's an ass, if you ever get the chance kick him SQUARE in the balls. Take pictures and I will send out a bounty reward!

^^^I will see what I can do. I will even throw in an extra for Remington Steele while I am at it!